A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods
A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods
Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.
Please keep this handy for when Seymour starts coming after parents who feed their kids Quinoa and hummus charging them with child abuse.
Remember folks. Only feed your kids high carb, high fat, fried, nutritionally empty foods.
Also of course no vegetables of any sort.
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It’s a sad state we’re in that we have politicians in power who unironically use the term “woke”.
Over here in the UK we had the goddamn Home Secretary describe climate protestors as the "tofu-eating wokerati" in a speech in the actual House of Commons a few years back
Seems like we're always a couple years behind the trends!
Fucking flush the lot of these career degenerates
Put em in the bin.
I decided that tomorrow I am going to eat some middle eastern food tomorrow and create a woke explosion so loud David Seymour will hear it and send his anti woke army after me.
I am going to eat couscous, bulgur, hummus, parsley, tomatoes, cucumbers, dates, and use all kinds of woke spices like sumac, cumin and cardamom. I am going to drink pomegranite juice, and espresso and maybe even a chai latte. I think I might even wear some middle eastern clothing if I have anything resembling that in the closet. I am hoping that's going to be woke enough to alert him but I might have to rely on avocado toast with a poached egg and wilted spinach as additional weaponry if it doesn't work.
Everyone should just send his office pictures of their meals everyday to get confirmation if it's woke or not
Let's make a web site. Woke or Not?