10mo ago

A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods

Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

Please keep this handy for when Seymour starts coming after parents who feed their kids Quinoa and hummus charging them with child abuse.

Remember folks. Only feed your kids high carb, high fat, fried, nutritionally empty foods.

Also of course no vegetables of any sort.

10mo ago

A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (a follow up to NZ's facist party's school lunch rhetoric)

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A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods

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I hate how he was justifying removing the program a few weeks ago and now he's walking around talking about how good it is. All he has done is cut quality.

Coffee is woke because it keeps you awake and chamomile is non-woke because it makes you go to sleep. Toast is also woke because it's a great breakfast food. But bacon isn't woke, because meat is murder.

Damn, a 40-year-old man is a boomer and he became a minister. This really sucks..

ROFL This is so pathetic, they really though they did something! Robbing the children of healthy meals is something the Right would do over here if they had at least two brain cells being shared between each other that day.

But I fed my kids red quinoa on Monday, and last night we had manuka smoked garlic hummus on our harissa lamb.
I now will submit to the government reeducation camp, I am clearly a degenerate and need to be "corrected".
- Question from a concerned parent: did the quinoa turn your kids gay?
  
  Hard to tell, still too young. Could have lasting damage.

Without clicking I can guarantee one thing: coffee is woke af buzzzzzz buzzzzzzz

I stopped reading when he said hot chips aren't woke. You don't even know the rules of your stupid, made-up game.
- Something something eat hot chip and lie.

Chickpeas = WOKE
Chips, hot = NOT WOKE
This for some reason makes sense to me. Not like, logically. Just like... I can see why someone would say that.

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