[pulling Iran aside] you’ve got to understand, they’re a little guy. They’re just a little guy. It’s also their birthday. They’re a little birthday boy.
I love those dudes so much. Tom's stories are some of the funniest content out there and my god a real Appalachian drawl delivering it really turns it to 11.
Eventually all these countries have to realize there's nothing to us. We've probably got two dozens nukes that might work, assuming ALL the 50B$/year in maintenance money hasn't just been getting vacuumed up by contractors all these decades.