No one will suspect a thing

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Jamiroquai cosplay
- Well it's a wonder man can eat at all, when hats are big that should be small.
- This is just between me and you, smashed hat.
Me when I'm actually a tiny person piloting a robot mech
I once had somebody give me a rotisserie chicken at work after I helped them load up with a shower door.
- Cheap $5 gift from Costco
  
  Sure, except that my closest Costco is a 100 mile drive
- You're not supposed to tell us about that. Zendaya says to keep it under your hat
"Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time."

-- Steven Wright
Timothee Chalamet is under the hat to save them the price of a ticket.
Doug Dimmadome is pretty sus. Or the Saturday Morning toon hunk-of-chunk-of-cheese guy.
- 🎶 When your 10-gallon hat is feelin' 5 gallons flat...
  
  I hanker for a hunk-o-cheese! 🎶
Old West Boogiepop
Something smells so good! Anyway, enjoy the movie, miss.

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