I would make my alarm music, but I'm afraid I'll either grow to hate it or sleep through it, so I just have a recording of some dude screaming "WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE THE FUCK UP" as my alarm.
Ah that's me with my phone's ring tone. I've finally settled on Flight of the Conchords' "Business Time" because it's absurd enough I can enjoy it without too much anxiety