Sometimes the waiter murders innocent people because they didn’t accept the cook as the one true cook.
Order the chicken nuggets again, louder, or prepare to die
The difference is I can go to a restaurant’s kitchen and talk to the chef and watch him work.
For all I know, the food coming out of the kitchen is being prepared by an automated assembly line maintained by robots and a group of cosmic turtles. Is that God? Some might say so... 🐢
That explains some of the bad meals I've had recently.
And all the waiters are working off of different menus, they can’t even agree which menu is the correct one or which meals this restaurant even serves. Sometimes the waiters even get into fights with each other.
And if you order the wrong thing or you are a woman ordering for yourself some of the waiters stone you to death...
If the order is completely fucked up, it's part of some "plan" and you should be happy for the vile overcooked tofu they slapped down in front of you.
Tofu that you brought with you and provided for yourself because the chef feeds those who feed themselves.
"You're not ordering hard enough" 😹
Missed the part about taking your money, at the risk of public humiliation and ostracization if you don't comply.
And the waiter has a limo and private jet
But don't worry, he's a humble servant of the lord!
Nah my favorite thing to ask them is if they have any dead relatives and they say yes I just say "damn bro should've prayed harder sounds like it's your fault"
The waiter brings you a bill and demands you pay and order again, then an hour later just brings you another bill and you keep paying forever but the sky cake never shows up on the table.
Sometimes a plate comes out of the kitchen but instead of what you ordered it's cancer
0/5 terrible seafood place, I ordered crab and got cancer.
Either way it’s a dumb analogy. So the chef is god cause he cooks the food? Well guess what, the chef didn’t grow the vegetables or raise the cows for the meal. He got them from somewhere else. So if you believe god created everything, you have to ask what created god.
As there are schools that train you to be a chef, clearly there are also schools that train you to be a god.
Most of the time the restaurant makes you pay ahead of time without giving you food and blames you for not paying more money.
As there are schools that train you to be a chef, clearly there are also schools that train you to be a god.
I can get up from my table and walk to the kitchen to meet the chef.
Where can I walk to find God? Oh, I can't meet him? And nobody can? Until they die? Then I don't care who you say he is.
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