Portapotty poetry

Yeah, yeah, yeah, poetry, but who are we eating first? Where's the action?

Start at the top.
- Yes but are we doing depth first or breadth first? Or maybe Dijkstra if we can come up with a reasonable cost function?
- After you, my good sir or madam.
Jamie Dimon’s Bedford House: A luxurious property located at 144 Sarles St, Mt Kisco, NY 10549
- And not P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney? I'm disappointed.
- Ooo JP Morgan, I like it!
Bezos.
- Ugh, I bet he doesn't taste good. I'd need a lot of BBQ sauce.
To be honest, eating them would be a bad idea because of how full of garbage they are. I say we recycle them or feed them to the zoo kitties. /S

Boss makes a million

I make a buck

I cut the converter

Off the company truck

I saw buck and converter and I thought you were going for an electronics joke
- Boosting revolution

just to be clear, when you say riot, you really mean eat the rich right?

That second to last word... Hues? Dues? Lues?

Here I sit, broken hearted..

Get the fuck off the pot, revolutions started

Almost as poignant as:

Here I sit all broken hearted,

Came to shit and only farted.

Then one day, just by chance,

Tried to fart and shat my pants!

This is far better bathroom graffiti than "don't look up, you'll miss. Don't look down, you'll cry."

Although I quite like that one too.

Ya know, it's not that hard to get away with murder. Or arson, for that matter.

Watcher had a video on some arson case from the 80's where the arsonist was recording the fires he did and at one point an investigator realized that one of videos of the fires he had responded to and recorded himself, was taken at the same time as his video from 3 feet behind him. They never caught the dude.
- I wonder if it would play out that way today with cameras everywhere
It is when the victim has more money than some countries
- It's also far easier for the person with money to get away with.
- And enough cash for body guards and/or a mercenary army. But let me indulge in wishful thinking, haha
I mean, you can build a drone with parts bought with cash, and napalm is just bar soap gently dissolved in warm gasoline, and a relay/battery/grill sparker circuit can be triggered with the drone's remote control
Not that I ever think about what you could do with these things or any combination thereof...
I don't even care if I go down for it.
Famous last words for sure 😄
- I imagine "it's not that hard to get away with murder" or "arson" was said by a lot of people currently in prison.

“Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That’s why I always shit on company time.”

Give a nickle raise… save more on TP

Seriously though. Everyone should be in a union

By a nickel you mean 5k/yr not .05c/hr right? Right?!
- No. the original "I get a dime // shit on company time" saying is very old. like old enough people were actually being paid in dimes. A nickle raise would cost less than the TP used in shitting on company time, hence my (lousy) middle-manager joke.
  Seriously. if you've got the option... be in a union. If you don't... Uh... my advice is... start one.