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I don't get it
- The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver
  
  Replace the vodka with champaign and it's called a Mimosa and it's fancy.
  
  Also the new Craftsman tools are nowhere as good as the original stuff.
  I call it Crapsman tools
  
  In Germany we just call this Vodka-O.
Hardcore boomer humor
- Good boomer humor
unpopular opinion: A drink that's just booze and juice doesn't deserve a fancy name.
Where I come from, it's called Vodka Orange, or Vodka-O.
- I'm a firm believer in that it's not a cocktail unless it has three or more ingredients.
  
  That's what the ice is for.
- I'm guessing German rural areas?
  Other notable mentions:
  Vodka-Bull
  Jäger-Bull
  Jacky-Cola
  Gin-Tonic (more common everywhere)
- I call it orange vod-juice-ka
  
  I call it breakfast
- We literally just call it vodka juice
It took me waaaaay too embarrassingly long to get this.
Don't use Tropicana. Use Simply.
Edit: Someone's downvoting this excellent advice?
Try the two side by side. It's night and day.
- I use Tampico
  I’m too poor for the gallons of orange juice I’d need at a party
  
  Sunny D gang in the house
- Most of the people here are feral rugrats. They would downvote the sky for being blue.
  
  That had better be a humorous attempt at hyperbole. If you're suggesting the sky is actually blue I'm hitting the downvote button SO HARD
  
  As opposed to Angelica, who is clearly a traumatized Rugrat, who is dealing with her little brother's death by imagining the adventures that he would have had with the neighbor's (also imaginary) kids, Chucky, Phil, and Lil
  https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rugrats_Theory
- Orange crush.
The joke was on me because I had auto-rotate on my phone.
Has anyone else ever came to the realization that the screwing being driven by vodka+orange juice isn't related to construction? 😏
- We meet again. Lemmy sure is small.
  
  That, or KOLANAKI is chronically online.
  
  It helps that their name stands out more since it's bold and in bigger font.
  It also helps that they're genuinely cool people.
I had to think about it before I got it. Gosh, I remember when I was a hardcore (24/7 drunk) alky and that was how I drank. There had to be so much sugar in my OJ that I was killing myself almost as much from that as from the booze.
Relevant Ryan George
One screwdriver please
- Is this the Bartender remake or whatever? Loved the first one.
  
  Grand Blue
How many times was this image screenshoted and recompressed?

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