1y ago

Ah, the Nordic spring.

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I'm from Finland. I don't smoke and I don't do patio stuff. But yeah, almost time to go into the Spring Mode.
[Fires up a little fan]
[Cracks open a can from an unrefrigerated pallet]
WEEKEND, FOLKS
- Oi, cheers from Australia cunt! Just cracked a patio beer with my Finnish mate.
Bold of you to assume I own a pallet
Does anyone have tips on how to get off that green-black gunk that start to grow on that very chair model after if has seen couple of summers and sun has made it's surface coarse and it's shedding microplastics like no tomorrow.
- Just sit on it. It builds character.
  
  How Wabi-Sabi of you
- Power washers clean everything
  
  My father broke one of these chairs when he power washed it. So yes, they clean everything.
- Since power washer was already mentioned, I'll suggest fire
  
  Since it's probably made from polyethylene it'll mostly burn non-toxic. If I didn't live so close to city center this might actially be a solution.
- That's when you're supposed to go throw them in the river.
- Yes, oven cleaner with lye. Don't know if it actually works, just assuming it's mold and that lye will kill the mold. Also assuming it shouldn't melt the plastic, though it technically could I guess in some freak accident.
  The plastic in these chairs is very porous and a great place for bacteria and other stuff to hang out.
  edit: also don't trust lemmy shitpost. There's probably a professor in chair cleaning out there.
  
  They are talking about that weird chalky plastic oxidation and sun damage. As far as I know you have to strip a layer off one way or another to remove it.
- WD-40. Spay it on, let it sit a few mins, wipe it off. Enjoy your chair having the sweet scent of machinery and innovation for about an hour.
  
  One way to make sure I'll be left alone in peace.
  ...but wife will just waste money buying new ones and get rid of the old ones with me on them.
- Probably best option is to sand it, prime it, and repaint it. Use a UV resistant paint made for plastic or UV resistant top coat, and should be good for several more years.
  The green black gunk is probably algae, maybe with mildew (guessing you live somewhere that gets humid, or at least takes a while to dry from dew) so feel free to wipe it down with bleach or a fungicide after sanding but before you paint it.
  
  The whole country is basicly a swamp when it's not frozen wasteland.
What's in the jar?
edit: nvm its an ashtray, those are cigarette butts
- Tasty treat for those deserving of it
  
  The funny juice at rhe bottom.
- Cigarette butts
  
  thanks! for a sec i thought it was snacks or potporri or something
Seems like one item too many, chair seems superfluous
- The chairs are everywhere here in the north. The pallet is something only wealthy people can enjoy.
Needs busch lite
- This goes with kaffekask!
  
  That looks like it slaps
Where beer crate?
- Beer crate hidden from neighbors
- Don't you mean Vodka?
  
  https://mashable.com/article/1000-pack-beer
Where do they smoke in winter?
- Stovetop hood
  
  I’m thinking if you smoke in the house in the winter you may as well do it in the summer too.
Asking for a friend, where can I buy a pallet? That's the one I'm missing from the set
- People find them when they least expect.
Now I want this set! What is a wooden palette for? Can you explain?
- Foot stool

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