Thank you for making me relive my trauma. I'm not sure the optometrist's armrests ever worked properly again after my death grip from the one and only time I tried contacts.
I had a teacher once who had used the old school non-flexible contacts and said "when the first thing you do in the morning is put a piece of glass in your eye, you're day just goes uphill from there."
Just great .... now he'll be dropping comm badges and contacts all of the place now ... the crew just lost hours of time stepping on these things or stopping work to look for them.