Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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[swamp-thing likes this photo] 👍
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So he is saying that getting drops of swamp water up your butt is totally safe? Or does he have a sphincter with an IP6 rating?
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He's probably got an amoeba living in him somewhere important. But hey, he's old, he don't give a fuck.
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This river can kill you 1,000 ways.
l can handle it. The only thing I'm afraid of is the candiru acu.
It's a tiny little catfish. It swims up into your urethra, spreads its little spines, and refuses to budge.
You have to cut it out.
That's it I'm going back to L.A.!
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it makes you feel better, the fish has only been documented doing this once in 1997, and it could have been a hoax
Originally I thought the fish only went up there if you peed in the water, but that too seems questionable...
But it does seem to like swimming up women's hooha's. Just don't be a woman and you'll be fine!
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Just don't be a woman and you'll be fine!
Handy tip in general, that! 😛
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the candiru acu is actually the common name for cetopsis candiru
the fish that swims up where it shouldn't is the vandellia cirrhosa
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Yeah, I’d be more worried about the brain eating amoebas in the warm stagnant water.
Maybe it’s safe if you keep your head out of the water and your fingers out of your nose. Dunno.
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Let’s hope he’s wearing a cork or a condom
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Hi me but with more S
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Here is his photo gallery. On his home page you can book a swamp adventure with him!
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As a lifetime resident of the arid Western United States, I am also gonna nope on outta that damp hell.
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As someone who has lived in Louisiana, hell naw!
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"Swamps are great!" Says man that has the privilege of not getting horrific reactions to the thousands of bug bites.
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Said Clyde BUTCHER
Sorry, couldn't resist. Swamps can be great indeed!
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wetlands are some of the best place to be if you don't mind the mud and the water. You get to see snakes, frogs, all that thrives in the water, insects, plants that never run out of water with these turgid leaves and flowers.
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When was the last time anyone saw or heard from him?
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We need this guy over at pixelfed!
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Yeah, swamps are great. I spent a week in a burning, alligator-infested swamp, and it beats the hell out of being around other people.
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I've always love swamps. They've got that Kurast vibe.
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Picked up d2 again randomly last night. Just got through kurast and am about to bash mephs soulstone.
Games so effing good after all these years.
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His gator faith is awe inspiring
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Clyde Butcher is a thing of beauty.
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How many leeches are this guy's breeches?
My first thought as well…
Once I was in some rock pool, wearing some old converse with holes in them because of the rocks.
I must have stepped in a nest or something, because when I took the shoes off I had like 50 tiny (like rice-sized) leeches on one of my feet.
Thankfully they came off easily.
After tucking in your pants, wrap some duct tape around your ankle sticky side out. Stop them ticks also
Thank you for this vivid description. Yet another reason for me to tuck my pants into my socks.
Yes.
It reminds me of that nudist post with the tick on a laptop in the frame underneath, except it needs to be a leech.
Edit: @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca, @threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works Unfortunately, I can't post it because it's arguably NSFW.
I have not seen this image and would like to
This guys breeches are probably made out of several thousand leeches, at a minimum.