I've never regretted doing that personally
66 1 ReplyIt's that weird emotion you feel on your first full pack of saltines, not the 54th one
29 0 ReplySame. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten
13 0 ReplyThey're weirdly good with just a little sip of mountain dew at the same time. Just a little bit though, like barely enough to soak in to the cracker.
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I’ve never.
Regretted it, I mean.
33 0 ReplyI mean damn, when my mom was pregnant with my sister, these were what she craved. My sister turned it ok...
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I'm gonna put butter on them and you can't stop me. Damn, I wish I had a sleeve of saltines.
28 1 ReplyOnly saltines. Whole sleeve.
11 0 ReplyNope, you're not the boss of meeee.
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You've got the ingredients for butter-dipped butter!
5 0 ReplyMy mom lived off eating only that for decades, lol.
3 0 ReplyYour mom cut her budget to feed you better and got used to it and/or never financially recovered
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I had 30-50 olives for lunch, so this sounds great!
19 0 ReplyFor protein, include peanut butter.
16 0 ReplyOnly saltines. Whole sleeve.
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I feel like this is trying to hide the fact that it's explicitly talking about the packaging sleeve and not the actual crackers.
18 3 ReplyI like em with peanut butter or sardines!
11 0 ReplyOnly saltines. Whole sleeve.
14 2 ReplyThey’re good with water
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Making someone eat saltines plus peanut butter plus sardines sounds like a war crime.
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Aren't they called crackers ??
10 1 ReplyIt's a type of cracker.
15 0 ReplyWhat did you call me??
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I used to go through these like clockwork. Now I have gout at age 32 😢
10 2 ReplyYes, but do you regret it?
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Lay them out and melt some cheese on them
6 0 ReplyOnly saltines. Whole sleeve.
7 2 ReplyIncluding the sleeve wrapping or it doesn’t count. No unwrapping. Eat all.
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Saltines with honey. Delicious.
6 1 ReplyCracka ass cracka
3 0 ReplyCrumble them up in a glass of milk. You won't regret it.
The only downside is then my wife will think you're weird, too.
3 0 ReplyAs a non American I only know how to hide them.
Are they just salted biscuits?
3 0 ReplyThey are primarily made from salted cardboard I believe.
4 0 ReplyI'm not an American either but yes, saltines are salty biscuits.
3 0 ReplyNow just wait a damn minute here, is everything just called a biscuit outside of the US? Cookies are biscuits and now crackers are also biscuits? How do y'all distinguish things‽ "I'd like a biscuit" must be this dangerous game of roulette where you might get a delicious chocolate chip cookie or you might get a dry ass saltines or little teeny oyster crackers or God knows what else.
Y'all need new words for shit
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I bet the Germans have this one solved
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