When people tell you who they are...

So a murderer gets replies and I couldn't even get a match before I gave up, sounds about right lmao

Step 1: be attractive
Step 2: don't be unattractive
- Unironically this. Tinder is built in such a way that it makes appearance count far more than it does in almost any other environment. Add to that that there's a huge disproportion between male and female users. For most people, Tinder is just a miserable experience.
- Example A:
  Jeremy Meeks aka That Hot Mugshot Guy
- That is indeed the rule.
  I couldn't even get conventionally unattractive people to respond lol
  I mean could I be the problem? Sure, I hate myself more than any person that exists or ever has existed lol
- A.k.a. Ted Bundy

At the risk of doxing myself, I share a uncommon name with a serial murderer. I'm not a serial murderer. So if you googled me, you can ignore that.

This is the first thing that came to mind.
One of my female cousins shares a full name with a male pornstar.
- Rhonda Jeremy
- And you found that out when you were looking for your cousin's porn?
- One of my female cousins shares a full name with a male pornstar.
  Alex Adams?
- Peter North?
I heard those murders were Wheely bad
Don’t change your name, it’s the other guy who sucks.
- He's dead too, so there's that!
That's what a serial murder would say!
- Dang, busted!
I share name and surname with a gospel singer, and for a long while I rocked the Christian Jesus look. That was always fun.
Joel Rifkin?
Delaware Armin meiwes, not German Armin meiwes.

“She had asked: What is he? A friend or an enemy?"

“The alethiometer answered: He is a murderer."

“When she saw the answer, she relaxed at once. He could find food, and show her how to reach Oxford, and those were powers that were useful, but he might still have been untrustworthy or cowardly. A murderer was a worthy companion. She felt as safe with him as she'd done with Iorek Byrnison the armoured bear"

Oh, man, this really makes me want to re-read the entire series again.
I've recently gotten into audiobooks for the first time in my life. I wonder if there's a quality production of His Dark Materials.
- Just looked it up. There are 6 more books outside the original trilogy (9 in all). I have some reading to do.
- The audible version was decent, I reread them all on audiobook ahead of the HBO series and wasn't wowed but I wasn't annoyed either. That part in Amber Spyglass still made me cry so that's a kind of endorsement.
- Don't forget the BBC show as well!

My neighbor just realized he rented out his house to a guy who is under investigation for multiple murders. He found out when cops kept showing up looking to question him and the neighbors called to notify him. I simply googled his tenant's name and all the news stories, criminal records and mug shots came up, so I guess the landlord was just a dumbass.

Do you think someone thats "under investigation" deserves to be homeless?
Well if the guy is guilty then the landlord will just have to rent it out again. Also probably be able to keep the security deposit since if the guy goes to prison he violated his lease.
- In some states, it is illegal to keep the security deposit unless there's been actual damage beyond normal wear-and-tear. The landlord would have to sue and would only be able to claim actual losses. Know your rights.

Good grief Emily, just tell us how the date went.

it was to die for
- He...killed it!

points for honesty??

Or calculated deception by telling the absurd truth

Murderer or not, I'm not doxxing my full details to a random Tinder account.

There are people who actively pursue relationships with convicts while they're in prison. Nothing about her post is surprising.

You passed up a date with NFL MVP holder of the record for the single-season yards-per-game average at 143.1 and a famous actor, OJ Simpson?

allegedly*
- ^IF I PASSED UP A DATE

Haters gonna date.

Bottoms on Grindr would be even more interested after learning this. Or just me?

Is this why my angry dyke ass keeps having to keep my boys safe? Murderer or Grindr not both

My buddy was named Chuck. It seemed just a little juvenile but he said Mr Manson seemed too posh. Yeah, he came up on internet searches too, and people needed to overlook the results.

Some people are into that sort of thing.

I don't understand it, but I'm not about to yuck someone's yum.