Wait is Micheal Jordan dead??
47 0 ReplyHe’s boxing with Muhammad Ali and RBG in heaven right now 🥲🙏
33 0 ReplyNo it doesn't appear he is. There was a big hoax last year I guess.
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I hate enjoying these, knowing how much of a the real Kelly is.
44 0 ReplyHis last one really let the lib shine through. It was more funny to imagine him gnashing his teeth over Stewart than anything.
43 0 ReplyHoly shit he must have been fucking crying while drawing this.
23 0 ReplyThis one feels less like satire and actually just what the author thinks, like he’s no longer in on the joke
16 0 ReplyIt's wild how enraged so many libs were by Jon Stewart, of all people, pointing out that 81 year olds are old
10 0 Replyall’s white with the world
Acting as if Jon Stuart isn’t one of the Mount Rushmore heads of white people entertainment
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Drip
41 0 ReplySomehow both tackier and less tacky than I expected tbh
I expected it to have way more detailing and accents, but less just plain 'gold everything'
I suppose it's to be expected from a guy who literally has gold toilets
40 0 ReplyGolden toilet and golden hair. And he smells.
Doesn’t take a conspiracy theorist to connect the dots.
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that eagle
27 0 Replyyou may not like it, but this is what an ELECTABLE candidate looks like
27 0 ReplyI can't enjoy these anymore now that I know kelly is a loser
23 0 ReplyHe gets extra points for cranking these out under liberal lens limitations.
15 0 ReplyIt's not like a huge surprise to me that Kelly turned out to be a lib, but did he do something particularly bad/cringe recently?
12 0 ReplyIsrael Palestine
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:footwear-deficient-candidate:
22 0 ReplyJoe Biden would be the only sneakerheads whose whole collection would be fake Jordan’s. Being a broke Delaware politician is proof of my hypothesis.
22 0 ReplyWho in the fuck is BUSTER BROWN?
19 0 ReplyA cartoon character from the very beginning of the 1900s who had his own brand of shoes that somehow existed at least until the 1980s.
16 0 ReplyKelly with the deep cut.
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something something ruby slippers
There's No Place Like AmeriKKKa! There's No Place Like AmeriKKKa! There's No Place Like AmeriKKKa! There's No Place Like AmeriKKKa!
AmeriKKKan ExceptionHEELism
19 0 Reply10/10 why is truman concerned about the fit?
19 0 ReplyThere is a Truman shoe company, it has nothing to do with the Archon Harry Truman. Not sure if that's the joke, or there is some other reference being made there.
26 0 ReplyT is for Truman of course
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even the statue of liberty and the eagle are enjoying their new air trumps, dark brandon merch when?
19 0 ReplyDamn he is good. Take notes hexbear and one day you might have a fraction of this power.
15 0 ReplyThe Buster Brown reference is a deeeeeeeep cut.
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