Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes
Waiting for a computer causes a temporal bubble to surround the subjects and age them at a rate of x100
ca. 150'000'000'0000 CPU cycles.
Got sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn't cancel the request
8 JOINS???? ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE
You guys are only using 8 joins?
No, they are using an ORM.
It’s fine if they’re indexed correctly…
What it feels like to smoke 8 joins
This is fantastic and incredibly well made. Does anyone have the source?
Tried looking. According to one of the users who posted it its by 0x00 whos the person who made floor 796. All things I can find relating to them are floor 796 related though and can't find where this was originally posted
Heres floor 796 though if anyones interested https://floor796.com
If your views aren't nested joins on views on views on views with group bys with wildcard text matching are you even trying to enter hell?
Exactly. I once worked with a junior developer who had constructed a simple reusable view with test coverage. I don't think they were even trying to make a pact with the nether realm. I'm just not sure what SQL is coming to these days.
Absolute amateur
Should have used Postgres...
True true...
Say it with me everyone, INDICES
Quick roll back the transaction
MongoDB, on the other hand, is web scale.
