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Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes
78 3 ReplyYeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.
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5 0 ReplyAlso rings don't make you invisible.
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Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it's a food stand! Absurd!
37 0 ReplyNot queries, programs. They have pid
9 2 ReplyShoot, you are
rightwrong. They are processes.8 0 ReplyAh FUCK- mind said process, fingers typed program. But most of the time they are equivalent
3 0 ReplyThe thing is, at first I actually, responded with "you are right". See, humans make errors. Also, this isn't a competence competition. (At least I hope so.)
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Waiting for a computer causes a temporal bubble to surround the subjects and age them at a rate of x100
21 0 ReplyIf a query does not take 30 min does it even exist?
16 0 ReplyThe waiting is how you know its giving you correct answers.
13 0 ReplyExactly lol. If it's instant you know you fucked up
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ca. 150'000'000'0000 CPU cycles.
14 0 ReplyGot sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn't cancel the request
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