walrus or fairy?
walrus or fairy?
I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem: It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expect…
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/1918985
i've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now i have access to more weirdos it's your problem:
it is the middle of a sunday afternoon. you have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep? a walrus or a fairy
Walrus
I live in rural southern Ohio, very far from any kind of coastline except Lake Erie, which doesn't have walruses (afaik). A woodland fairy would be slightly less shocking than an actual fucking walrus.
Walrus, a fairy would shock me but I could accept the unreal more readily than I could accept a walrus this far inland