Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out
Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out
The Supreme Court of Alabama ruled in a groundbreaking decision that embryos are “extrauterinal children” and plans to next decide the Constitutionality of “pulling out."
Damn I ate this for about ten seconds. The onion should not be so damn believable.
Same, there's been so much crazy shit lately I was 100% ready to believe this. Glad to be wrong
For now.
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Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
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Let's check what the Bible has to say about this.
Genesis 38:9-10
- But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother.
- What he did was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death also.
But was it the pulling out part or the sleeping with his brothers wife part?
Spilling his seed on the floor. Can’t get them floors dirty!
Don't give them any ideas.
Was thinking about men who self-pleasure, but they’re men. If they want wage slaves badly enough, will they resort to Old Testament rules wrt this? A lot of already born are going to suffer and die, either way.
Pulling out is now a felony in Alabama
jerking too?
No that's a misdemeanor. But only if you demonstrate intent. Up to the police to decide.