Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children
Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children
MONTGOMERY, AL—In a case aimed at preserving what plaintiffs described as the sanctity of reheatable Tex-Mex fare, Alabama’s Supreme Court issued a ruling Tuesday in which it asserted that frozen burritos are children. “With this decision, the court finds that frozen burritos—be they beef, bean and ...
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Took me way too long to realize that headline was from The Onion.
60 1 ReplyThat's fucking concerning. I almost fell for it too. A feel years ago it would clearly be a joke and now it's like we're laughing in pain.
26 1 ReplyI started thinking if chicken eggs were in a burrito. It's an embryo! Illegal!
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Makes sense.
After you eat a couple you gotta drop the kids off at the pool.53 2 ReplyI never heard of pooping being called that
4 1 ReplyYou’ve never taken the Browns to the Super Bowl ?
12 0 ReplyNeither had a colleague of mine, evidently. A client called and he confidently informed them that I was dropping the kids off at the pool.
He legit thought that I’d left work to take the kids swimming.
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Life begins at the tortilla stage
42 1 ReplyDon’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.
21 0 ReplyMinimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?
12 0 ReplyI know you’ve eaten a dry tortilla. Who are you trying to deceive?
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Feels like The Onion is on their game today, between this and the Trump $399 furry tail.
9 0 ReplyGet in my belly...
7 0 ReplyMy country has no sourcream. We need a revolution.
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