Btw never do that. You're supposed to put vinegar on it, that way the jellyfish tastes way better.
134 1 ReplyJellyfish isn't exactly a delight to eat anyway. Barely has any flavor at all and feels like you're eating partially dissolved leather.
29 1 ReplyYou need to marinade it, so you need some chilli as well.
2 0 ReplyYou've been eating bad jellyfish. It should have the texture of crunchy spaghetti.
1 0 ReplyI've seen Asian supermarkets selling jellyfish, I guess it was flavoured in some way. Never got to try it though.
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FTR, don't pee on a Jellyfish sting, you're basically dumping sewer water onto an open wound by doing that
36 3 ReplyI'm convinced the only reason this myth exists is because writers with a pee fetish were trying to come up with a way to shoe horn it into a story.
29 0 ReplyFresh urine is supposed to be sterile, unless you got a serious problem, anyways.
7 19 ReplyThat's a myth.
From wikipedia:
Bacteria and pathogens
Urine is not sterile, not even in the bladder.[21][22] In the urethra, epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram-negative rod and cocci bacteria.[23] One study conducted in Nigeria isolated a total of 77 distinct bacterial strains from 100 healthy children (ages 5–11) as well as 39 strains from 33 cow urine samples, a considerable amount being pathogens.[24]
45 0 ReplyI feel like this misconception is because of the survival tactic of drinking piss over sea water. It's not sterile, just more edible than sea water.
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So this is why it wasn't working. People were doing it wrong. You supposed to piss on the jelly.
26 1 ReplyI saw Piss On the Jelly when they toured with Gwar in '93. Good times.
7 0 ReplySurprised Gwar was still touring in 93. Did they put spikes with armor on their walkers?
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So, now you need our upright urination and directable excretion skills.
16 0 ReplyYou need to meet the right girl.
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Apparently don't pee on it. Today I learned.
4 0 ReplyNow the meme needs a new title: "Dave! I've been stung by a Jellyfish! Quick, get the credit card!" goes on to buy another burger
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Thanks! Can you see the stingers with the naked eye to pull them out? I thought they were microscopic.
I wonder if something like a vacuum would work.
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Mayo Clinic Minute: What to do if stung by a jellyfish?
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I wouldn't put my dick so close to that.
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