Apple Vision Pro Is Changing the Way Americans Die in a Tesla
Apple Vision Pro Is Changing the Way Americans Die in a Tesla
CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple recently released the Apple Vision Pro, a technological breakthrough that’s already revolutionizing the way Americans meet their untimely demise. “Our product…
There is so much value creation to be had by linking the technologies of Apple and Tesla in this deadly manner. I'm sure the shareholders will be pleased at the synergies created here. Both companies profit! *
*At the expense of no returning customers as they are dead
36 0 ReplyPredictions looming over a boom in used Tesla market
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I thought Hard-Drive was supposed to be satire, not news.
27 0 ReplyCheck the sub name.
3 9 ReplyI'm well aware of the community this is in.
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I swear this will become a reality in the next months
26 0 ReplyI've seen two videos of people doing it on social media.
17 0 ReplyOnly for those with that kind of disposable cash.
3 0 ReplyThey have a Tesla, and presumably a home with a garage they can charge it in. They got the cash.
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It’s called innovation
11 0 ReplyWe think you’re going to love it. Up until you crash your car.
8 0 ReplyShould be drivers with Elon's Brain CPU chip, driving the Tesla.
7 0 ReplyThe holy trifecta of stupid
7 0 ReplyA real dick in the eye for Elon. Imagine building a car so out dated people have to get 3rd party VR 😜
8 1 ReplyApple and Tesla, what a horrible combination
8 3 ReplyApple isn’t irresponsibly beta testing self driving cars on public roads and getting people killed.
5 1 Replyand nobody accused Apple of being responsible for Tesla
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This is a conspiracy between Big Goggles and Big Ketamine to take attention away from Elon Musk.
6 2 ReplyThe title and thumbnail made me snort laugh
4 0 ReplyNot the onion
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