Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world SnokenKeekaGuard @lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 mo. ago

Natural selection

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Why does Jaden Smith look like he's asking me for change on the beach?
- He's always got that confused look on his face that makes me want to punch him.
  
  It's the WiFi forehead wrinkles
  
  EdibleFriend wants to punch people with dementia, confirmed.
  
  I don't understand why he's Jaden Smith, but he doesn't seem to understand how he's Jaden Smith.
- He wants to sell you fresh coconut water.
- You would look like that too if your mother cucked your father with your friend and then told everyone.
  
  Tangentially related, the key and peele sketch about Jaden explains his personality so well I believe it's essentially a true real life adaptation of a conversation he has had.
Make peter parker idris elba and mile morales ryan gosling.
- In the past year, I saw Idris Elba on Thor: Love & Thunder, then Suicide Squad, and then in freaking Sonic 2 playing Knuckles.
  
  That man can play any role I don't care I'm on board.
  
  Because he is the same in all movies. :)
- They can always say it's yet another universe.
  
  I'm still catching up on who this Miles Morales person is. I'm like Jaden Smith's face right now and it sucks because I want to punch myself so hard.
Obviously Miles Morales should be played by Chris Pratt.
- "He's so cool"
- Or the other ‘Chris’. The muscly white guy, you know the one.
  
  The one who was also in the MCU?
Robert Downey JR
- I'm a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2C1GVITrVI
  
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Holy shit, Jaden Smith would be a fucking disaster lol
Can he get the swagger of a black teenager right though.
- His role in Barbie has me sold.
  
  I'm just Miles.
You can't just put Ryan gosling in a poll and not expect him to win
- I'd give him a fair shot of winning even if it's for a female role and against female actors.
De-age Donald Glover. I don't mean digitally.
- De-pants him, too... ;)
Caleb McLaughlin could probably do pretty well, I don't know who the other guy is, but Jaden Smith would be fucking awful
- Shameik Moore is Miles' voice actor in the Spiderverse movies.
  
  Oh shit, then it for sure has to be him. His voice performance in those movies is stellar.
  
  Though, a good voice actor doesn't always make a good live actor so... Whatever, it's all hypothetical anyway.
Fuck nepotism hires
Out of those choices??
As if they're not going to just give it to Chris Pratt.
Honestly, I'm not sure I like any of the voting options here, mainly because I have no idea who any of these people are..... Except Ryan.

So I'd probably vote Ryan too because no matter the outcome, the results are invalid to me.
Why not Nadji Jeter?
This seems like a fair trade as long as it stops people from throwing a shit fit every time a black actor plays a traditionally white character.
- You know that's not how that would work.
  
  But what if it was Danny DeVito
  
  I know it wouldn't, just saying if that got people to shut up, but I know it wouldn't get people to shut up in reality.

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