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Network engineer who uses ISIS as a routing protocol on Huawei equipment. I assume I am on several.
147 0 ReplyI used to know a guy whose cat had that name. He got a vet bill in the mail, literally addressed to said cat. The FIB showed up a few days later asking some pretty interesting questions.
66 2 Reply"we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i'd like to thank you for your service"
70 0 ReplyThe feline investigation bureau?
31 0 ReplyNot to be confused with the Feline Bureau of Investigation.
9 0 Replyoh... I thought we were the Bureau of Feline Investigation ?
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The funny part is that at first glance the FBI looks dumb, but the problem is that some criminals are idiots.
27 0 ReplyCriminals get way too much credit in media - most of them get caught because of really dumb mistakes... a fair few simply because of bragging.
20 0 ReplyThe ones who don't make dumb mistakes don't get caught.
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The Federal Investigation Bureau from GTA is real now?
20 0 ReplyThat agents name? George Washington.
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I know a dude who has a daughter named ISIS, born before ISIS was a problematic name. Haven’t talked to him in years but I wonder how that’s going.
48 0 ReplyNamed Isis rather than ISIS I assume, after the goddess?
40 0 ReplyYeah, good point. It wasn’t in all caps.
27 0 ReplyLet's hope the NSA systems are case sensitive.
32 0 ReplyHOW TO KILL CHILD
22 0 Replyif [[ $TERRORIST_NAME =~ ^[[:upper:]]+$ ]]; then echo “The FIB is en route to your location, please do not attempt to flee” if
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I heard she got married on the fifth day of May.
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