What if instead of John Fetterman it was John Fettyman and he dies on the Senate floor and has to be hit with enough naloxone to kill a horse
What if instead of John Fetterman it was John Fettyman and he dies on the Senate floor and has to be hit with enough naloxone to kill a horse
John Letterman, and he's a late night talk show host with a Mandela effect different name.
11 0 ReplyWhat if it was John Confettiman and we beat him w sticks until he exploded
11 0 ReplyWhat if it was John Betterman and he tries his hardest to be a good person every day
11 0 Replywhat if it was John Betterman and Eddie Vedder couldn't find him
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John Ketterman and nobody notices him having another stroke because of the constant k-hole.
9 0 ReplyJohn Keterman and [REDACTED]
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John Fetaman and he's really into Greek food
7 0 ReplyJohn Ferryman and he's ferrying the souls of the damned (settler colonialists) across the river Styx
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John Fettywap and he instantly becomes irrelevant
7 0 ReplyLol
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John Getterman and he does Larry the Cable guy bits
5 0 ReplyWhat if instead of John Fetterman it's John Hetterman and he's the most annoyingly hetero man alive.
5 0 ReplyJohn Fettleman and he just fucks around in the garage
4 0 ReplyJohn Wetterman, and he gets hired by people who are into watersports
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