Only somewhat related, but conservatives are whining a lot about seeing Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce everywhere and are claiming it's an op. You'd think they'd be happy about the world's most famous couple being white and heterosexual and one half of the couple playing for a team whose name and logo is a problematic Native American stereotype, but nope.
It's also incredibly funny seeing their posts saying "This is NOT organic!" Like yeah no shit dude, the most famous pop star at the height of her fame has an army of PR people promoting her.
The right are masters at moving the goal posts, it's not enough to have the two most famous people on earth being white and rich but they have to explicitly support MAGA/fascism/racial holy war/whatever shit chuds are on now too.
Football is part of the right-wing cultural sphere and Taylor Swift isn't. Right-wing football fans are being forced to acknowledge that Taylor Swift exists, and that causes them dissonance because they're supposed to live in a bubble. Their natural response is that this must be a conspiracy of some sort. If it's not some sort of liberal plot to (insert irrational fear here), then it means that they and the things they like live in the same bubble as other people and the things those people like.
Taylor Swift has already rigged the Super Bowl to ensure a Chiefs win, after which the Chiefs logo will be pulled away to reveal the visage of Ahmed Yassin. The Fida'i will then start playing over the loudspeakers as our brave Hamas fighters paraglide into the stadium to massacre all white people a la the Haitian Revolution in 1804.
Just call them sjws for hating on a white heterosexual couple and watch themselves twist themselves into a knot. Then just reply with "sure thing bro".
The Rothschild and Soros bow down to Swifties. Stay woke
I thought Kelce played for the Eagles. Or did he get traded recently?
Other Kelce.
That’s his brother
You'd think they'd be happy...
They want them to be republican too.
The children are Hamas, the ambulances are Hamas, the hospitals are Hamas, South Africa is Hamas, Ireland is Hamas, the UN is Hamas, Taylor Swift is Hamas....
WAIT?!? AM I HAMAS ?
Maybe the true Hamas are the Hamas we made along the way?
We are all Hamas on this blessed day
Being John Malcovitch, except instead of John Malcovitch it's Hamas.
And if everyone is Hamas... No one is.
He’ll turn into Hamas any second now. Any second now…
"Look, a red triangle! No wait that's blood."
So many chuds are going to have heart attacks or strokes when the pan to Taylor at the Super Bowl and she’s waving a gigantic Hamas flag and the paratroopers come down in half time and seize Vegas
It's also deeply pathetic that one of those chuds is terrorist state of Israel.
Their twitter account harasses celebrities to get them to make public statements and side with Israel.
Tswift obvi has no problems with this one tho, her bodyguard was an IDF fighter, and returned to Israel recently to help with the genocide.
This is truly the dumbest fucking timeline. Being a chud must be very satisfying, because you can just let the
take over completely without having to put in any effort to fight them.just imagine the sweet relief they get from just giving in and becoming passengers in their own minds
like just letting that alien parasite push your consciousness back behind a mental prison and going through reality totally disassociated, watching through eyes no longer yours
ok now this seems horrible
Fascism that's so comfy...
Sometimes I really wish I could start life over again as a CHUD, they seem so happy.
They're pissed off literally all the time.
Not only are they deeply miserable and unpleasant in real life, they're miserable about things they invented in their head to get mad at.
Like even this is about them having a meltdown because they might see the most famous musician in the country in a couple cutaway shots during a football game.
Now being a chud and actually understanding that the entire world caters to you and realizing you literally don't have to do anything to maintain that? That would be pretty sweet
In a way its kinda good the female pop star chuds are frothing over currently is 2 years older than I am and not a teenager.
Yea at least we aren't seeing any "if she's allowed to give her opinion I'm allowed to want to bang a 14 year old" takes this time around
Shoutout to the Taylor Swift twitter fan account who lived in occupied Palestine and got arrested for dodging the IOF draft.
and I can still remember when Taylor Swift was supposed to be the far right's white tradwife savior...how times change...
She has no thoughts on it, so swifties know not to talk about it. Life continues in blissful
Tay Tay and her BF big football man love terrorism.
football men create hard times
"Shake It Off" is a song about freeing oneself from the shackles of an oppressive, genocidal ethnostate
Probably more familiar in the original Arabic.
Seriously now not only can you not criticize her without liberals jumping to her defense reflexively and assuming you're a chud I also can't root against the chiefs without a bunch of dipshits thinking its for political reasons and not just because theybe been in like 4 of the last 5 superbowls.
root for KC, you're rooting for Taylor Swift and Mr. Pfizer
root for SF, you're rooting for homosexuality and increased crime rates
what's a based tradpilled zoomer to do
American pop culture is exhausting. I'm tired
Man, why can't the new Good Football Team not from my city be ones that chuds actually like, like the Patriots were?
The brave IDF already sent a squad of soldiers to try to contain her. It was a massacre. They lost 12 Major Generals, aged 15-22. No sperm could be retrieved as it all boiled inside their bodies.
Hey, if chuds want to turn the most popular pop star in America into a pro-palestine symbol who am I to quibble
Critical support to Taylor Swift in her war against Israel
TIL Kansas City is actually in Missouri. This country makes no sense.
It shares a border with Kansas City, Kansas and kinda functions like a single city but yeah the MO side is where the actual city is.
yea that tracks
it's legalistic nonsense to prime the pump for the Crown of the Two Kansases as it will be consolidated under the Swiftian dynasty
Did you know that the US has 50 Parises? Take that Europe
East Palestine is in Ohio yet I don’t hear woke leftists protesting in support of it on campus. Seems like they only care about Palestinians if they’re not white.
Check out Kaskaskia, IL. It’s a town in Illinois that’s on the west side of the Mississippi River, completely cut off from the rest of the state (though it’s not totally irrational, it’s just that the river changed course since the town was founded).
huh neat. kinda reminds me of this
All the Swifties out here like, “How many dead Palestinian children anre acceptable to you? What’s the number?”
waow... (based based based based based based)
"Blank Space" is a song about having a Hamas tunnel with a vacancy
Did someone think they could just get any performer to propagandize their audience?Her new album is just a bunch of nasheeds
Mawlaya - Taylor's version (2024)
we care what celebrities think now
If Taylor Swift were Hamas, she could just issue her fans one order and Israel would be destroyed.
Taylor Swift is HUMMUS
mmmm, beige
Stars — They’re Just Like Us!
Could you imagine needing a pop star billionaire's opinion on hamas? Like, it would be neat if TS called for a ceasefire as it would be using her platform to espouse justice, but if I'm a moderate centrist
supporter why the fuck do I need her to do anything?What does Ja Rule think of this? WHERE is JA???
i don't get this like has she cancelled shows in israel? this is less than nothing.
How do these dipshits balance their rabid antisemitism with their unyielding hunger for Israel's cock?
They think some fuckery has to happen in or around Isreal to trigger the rapture and have Jesus come back and take them to white Christian heaven.
Basically religious accelerationists.
“The anti-Semites will be our most loyal friends; the anti-Semitic countries will be our allies” — Theodore Herzl
Killing brown ppl is a get out of jail free card for the right. They will forgive you of anything if you do that.
Simple, because Israel's primary project is massacring brown people, the Jewishness part is an afterthought.
