Translated Rule
Translated Rule
CHAPTER 1
THE BEGINNING
od made adam and eve same kind different font Gind od in the image and likeness of his own pfp
and said what is up my mammals go forth and vibe in this minecraft paradise i seeded
you may take any w, except from the tree of w's and i's for then you will have w's, but also L's
while fam was living their best life the op of opps woke up and chose violence
he slid into eves dms with that sneaky rizz and eve let him cook, though he had not the ingredients
he said why wont the TOP G let you take any w's she said nah thats not lore accurate
but the snake said babygirl he's gatekeeping all them dubs me personally i would not let that slide
POV: you realize you have free will ποΈπποΈ
so she chose to secure a bag of w's and L's
and she ate and left crumbs and gave them to adam he saw his crush watching and said bet (with rizz)
when they took the L it altered their brain chemistry and suddenly they had the ick
but DIVINE G caught them in 4K and said bruh they really took the L and thought we wouldnt notice
dw fam i got you, we'll come in clutch the woman will have a chile who will solo the op of opps and say UNO REVERSE
thus began the divine dad lore
It's funny that the only reason I understood modern speech of an ancient story is because I already knew the ancient story.
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23 0 ReplyFound the vegan!
I'm vegan btw
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(with rizz)
48 0 ReplyI am quite sure I have cancer meow.
48 0 ReplyMore, please. I like where this is going, would totes sub!
31 0 ReplyI don't remember if he's on TikTok or YouTube or whatever but a dude wrote a book called the gospel by gen z that's basically all just this. This might even be from that book lol
17 0 ReplyHuh... is this how dogma started?
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and Eve let him cook, though he had not the ingredients.
Biggest take away here. You come across a snake (with rizz), and he doesnβt even have the ingredients? You donβt let him cook.
30 0 ReplyI think I felt my sanity dropping with each line.
27 0 ReplyI'm excited for the anon green text version of this
27 0 Replybe me
create a universe bc bored
make up a guy to live in it, call it βadamβ
adam looks a bit lonely, decide to give it friends
make up a whole bunch of different guys, call them βanimalsβ
adam doesnβt hang out with any of them??????
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break off one of adamβs ribs
make it into a new guy, call it βeveβ
they immediately start fucking each other
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before i go i tell them not to eat the fruit that makes you smart
the next day i see adam and eve with animal parts draped over them???
ask them βwhat the fuck is thatβ they say βclothesβ
???????
they say they put the animal parts on themselves to not be naked
how the fuck do they know what being naked is. they were supposed to be dumb as fuck when i made them
obviously they ate the fruit that makes them smart
tell them to gtfo
What the fuck anons??? The guys I made literally did the opposite of what I told them to do
53 0 ReplyMF really installed the 'free will' module without RTFM
23 0 ReplyIt's because you invoked the story trope of the great proscription. Whether its Bluebeard or The Goon Fairy or the Wyrd Sisters or King Oberon Himself, if he says to the hero don't mess with the forbidden room, you know he's going to pick the lock by page ten.
Zeus tells Prometheus not to give man fire because they're clever and will turn fire into big science. But the clay men are cold in winter, so Prometheus gives them fire.
And the Olympians engineer Pandora, sleek and curvy, but give her curiosity and a jar full of evil shit. Don't open the jar, they say, knowing full well how long that seal will last.
If God wants us to not open the vault of doom, He puts it at the bottom of the sea, or on Diamos, the moon of Mars. He forces us to work for it. He doesn't stack a verboten tree with yummy fruit next to us when were feeling peckish.
13 0 ReplyThank you
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Yep it's begun, my mind wouldn't let me read more than halfway. I've got the old
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All of a sudden Iβm angry. Whatβs that all about?
23 0 ReplyWhat is up my mammal?
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what is up my mammals?
23 0 ReplyamenRespect16 0 ReplyCould the bible be recreated entirely in emoji? π€π€π€π€π€
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Can you not?
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