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  • Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission

    They are the governmental body that regulates/inspects/taxes alcohol in Texas. Why they are getting into run-ins with them, I have no clue.

  • STOP
  • !remindme how annoying these fucking comments were.

  • Oof rule
  • My Stardew Valley spouse is very happy with me I’ll have you know.

  • Prevent addiction rule
  • My brain on drugs: bad, probably

    My brain on thinkpads: almost certainly an improvement

  • The grand prize
  • It said “yeah”.

    Double checkmate.

  • The grand prize
  • I just asked it and it says that it can.

    Checkmate.

  • Teams rule
  • At least everyone in this call is professional enough to be off casket.

  • come on be honest
  • Not who you’re asking, but yes. I have a tbeam that is pretty great.

  • This new FPS is so good, it's almost unfair that it's free: A '1v1 me bro' simulator with 70 maps and no microtransactions that feels like the sickest Counter-Strike: Source mod of 2007
  • Gave it a shot this weekend after seeing a piece about it on Friday. Generally I thought it was OK. The match making kind of sucks and it took me a number of “quick play” attempts until I was actually able to play.

    Gameplay was fun, if not a bit frustrating. I got completely smoked by a couple of people and it felt like they had deep knowledge of the maps which was tough to counter.

    All in all, for the price, it’s worth a pickup.

  • I've never seen a red slug so I took a shitty picture
  • So wrong. I liked seeing your picture of the slug, I don’t see many slugs or snails around here at all. Thanks for sharing

  • Gender.
  • Yeah, but like, when you strip down naked, what am I gonna see?

    PAIN

  • Silk - create artwork by dragging your mouse
  • Doesn’t work on mobile and directs me to a paid app.

  • Mother sues Character.ai, Google over son's death tied to chatbot obsession
  • Dude made a hunch of bots based on Game of Thrones and “fell in love” with the mother of dragons.

    The complaint states that Garcia took her son's phone away after he got in trouble at school. She found a message to "Daenerys" that read, "What if I told you I could come home right now?"

    The chatbot responded with, "[P]lease do, my sweet king." Sewell shot himself with his stepfather's pistol "seconds" later, the lawsuit said.

  • Oregon police department invites people to play ‘Hide & Seek With a Cop.’ The response was swift
  • From the article:

    If the officers are not uniformed or armed, it defeats the goal of helping community members overcome fear of interacting with officers as they are, Mattson said.

    I get the logic, but it seems like there would be a better way to go about this. My primary concern would be if we’re doing this event and some kind of loud noise happens (like a gunshot/acorn). That seems like a recipe for disaster.

  • Would you rather?
  • Serious answer, probably added on to over time by different people.

  • Deep fried wiener
  • It’s how you test the temp. You wanna see that good sizzle.

  • Tim Walz: “Look, Elon’s on that stage, jumping around skipping like a dipshit.”
  • Yeah, no. The broad American public wouldn’t like that. Right or wrong, lots of people hate that word even when directed at someone who is being one.

  • Vaporwave
  • This article lead me to this page where I found one of the best uses for my tax dollars.

    https://www.cpsc.gov/Were-Safety-Now-Havent-We

  • Hog Rule
  • They are really only good to eat when young. Older ones are riddled with parasites and very tough/gamey I hear.

  • Damn right
  • In case you’re serious: it’s not a can. It’s a glossy menu attached to a curved menu board. Pretty common inside American fast food places. Helps readability from other angles maybe? I dunno.

  • Is 58 enough pockets rule

    Think of all the things you could put in those numerous tiny pockets.

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    What is this? I don't get it.

    For anyone who doesn’t “get it”, I’m not promising this series will make sense or even be funny. Garfield without Garfield is amusing (sometimes), so I wondered about Calvin and Hobbes, but how it might be in reality. Hobbes will only ever appear as a stuffed animal and will not be mentioned by name.

    I'm working through “Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat” and will be including the page number in the title (at least until I get bored of this).

    You can find the full book in PDF form here: https://ia801007.us.archive.org/1/items/3.yukonho/9.%20Homicidal%20Psycho%20Jungle%20Cat.pdf

    The page numbers I'm using as reference don't quite line up because I'm using a physical book as reference, but it's pretty close.

    Hope you...enjoy?

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    H.S. Rule

    You’re H.S. Too, so don’t forget it!

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    The process of making fake food. A 71-year-old craftsman who has been making fake food for 53 years.

    I find these videos super interesting and cool to watch and this is the best/longest of all the ones I've ever seen. Hope you enjoy it too

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    WORLD RECORD Kapla Tower Collapse

    They build a 25 meter tall tower out of wooden sticks over the course of four days and then make it all collapse. I thought it was pretty cool.

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    Why won't people wake up?

    Of course we all know that gmers are ruining society and our children and well pretty much anything they touch (grass seems to be safe though LOL). But why don't more people understand and support our cause? You may not be aware (god bless you if you are) of a series of gmes called "diablos". The newest in the series came out recently and people can't stop talking about it. They are literally teaching our children to devil worship and no one seems to care.

    To make things more concerning, the first "season" of diablos 4 is supposed to start on July 20th. I'm not even sure what that means, but it sounds terrifying. I wonder if the trees will somehow turn satanic or maybe something with the water. Anyone have any predictions about what this means for us god fearing folk?

    god bless

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    Posted from my Samsung Galaxy Note Pixel 9s FoxNews® Edition

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    Welcome fellow Christian Americans

    I wanted to make this community to carry on the good work that the other community was doing over on r*ddit before the takeover by sinister lizard overlords.

    Anyway, have you seen any new g*mes that are particularly concerning to you? I saw one posted on my church group's facebook that I find pretty concerning. Be careful, this is NSFC (not safe for christ): https://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-5/story-of-seasons-a-wonderful-life

    In case you don't want to hurt your eyes with this satanic nonsense, let me give you the bullet points (I'm gods warrior, so I've got this).

    • it has a score of 69 and I think we all know the satanic hidden meaning there. I don't want to discuss this further.
    • this gme takes place in "forgotten valley" which is clearly a reference to the bible and how gmers want our children to forget the teachings of Christ and instead spend time playing these terrible g*mes that teach them satanic values instead. (https://www.bible.com/bible/1/PSA.23.KJV)
    • you run a farm which is obviously an attempt to get our children to learn unholy knowledge about witchcraft.

    There's so much more, but I could only read that filth for so long. Anyway, welcome to the community!

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    Posted from my Samsung Galaxy Note Pixel 9s FoxNews® Edition

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    Today I learned @lemmy.ml TragicNotCute @lemmy.world
    TIL: The DO NOT EAT warnings on silica gel are about choking rather than poison

    I always assumed since it was a desiccant it might dry up my insides and kill me, but it seems like that’s not the case.

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    Skilled Hunter Stalks and Catches Prey
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