I love democracy

That would be the dopest snow white ever

For real. I’d actually go back to theaters for it
- I'd pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it's almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.
  Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.
- I haven't seen a single Live Action demake but this would be my first for sure

One answer only this this thread!

chef's kiss

OP memes, but this unironically would slap.

"mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the juiciest pecs of them all?"

No lie, I would pay double for tickets to terry crews snow white

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: A Terry Crews Rendition

Scene 1: Snow White's Introduction

Snow White (Terry Crews) is introduced as a charismatic and strong character, loved by all animals in the forest. He's strong but gentle, charming, and not afraid to show his emotional side. He sings to the animals with a deep, booming voice, a hilarious contrast to the original character's high-pitched singing.

Snow White: (singing in deep voice) "I'm wishing, (I'm wishing) for the one I love, to find me, (to find me) today..."

Scene 2: Meeting the Huntsman

The Queen orders the Huntsman to bring back Snow White's heart. However, the Huntsman cannot bring himself to harm Snow White, who's flexing his muscles and humming a cheerful tune.

Huntsman: "I... I can't do it. Forgive me, Snow White."

Snow White: (flexing) "No worries, man. Everyone has a hard time dealing with these guns."

Scene 3: Discovering the Cottage

Upon discovering the dwarfs' cottage, Snow White starts cleaning. However, instead of the delicate tidying of the original, Terry Crews' Snow White lifts heavy furniture single-handedly and dusts with a peacock feather duster, all while maintaining a contagious cheerfulness.

Snow White: "Well, this place needs a little muscle love. Let's get to it!"

Scene 4: Meeting the Dwarfs

Snow White wins over the dwarfs with his charm and kindness. His interactions with the dwarfs are playful and endearing, unlike the traditional motherly role of the original Snow White.

Snow White: "You guys could use some protein in your diet. What do you say, tomorrow we start the day with a proper workout and a protein shake?"

Scene 5: The Poison Apple

When the Queen, disguised as an old woman, offers Snow White the poisoned apple, Snow White is hesitant but doesn't want to be rude. He takes a bite and collapses in a dramatic, comedic fashion.

Snow White: "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? But just to be sure... (flexes arm)...proteins are better."

Scene 6: The Prince's Kiss

When the Prince arrives to awaken Snow White, he's taken aback by Snow White's size. However, he's determined to break the spell. The moment is played for laughs, with the Prince struggling to lean over Snow White.

Prince: "I... I've come to break the spell..."

Snow White (waking up): "Did I hit the snooze button again?"

I fucking love you, and you are the reason why I love the internet and trust humanity somewhat. This is absolute internet GOLD!

Zach Galifianakis as Prince Charming and I’m in

Here's some others I'd be totally stoked about:
Eric Andre (he really needs a breakout role)
Leslie Jones
Eddie Murphy
RuPaul
Charming Taintman
Edit: Fucking Terry Crews for both roles!
- RuPaul is a fracking tycoon

I've always thought this would be a great idea. Play everything 100% straight but the actors are completely miscast. Give me Terry Crews as Snow White and I'll actually go see a movie for the first time in like 10 years

I'd totally see it if it was 100% serious, except it's Terry as Snow White.

Needs to be Steve Buscemi.

He'll play the beast and Danny DeVito will play Gaston
- Danny DeVito should be the beast, Steve Buscemi should be Belle.

Man. I don't watch much movies but I'd watch this 10 times in row. If it's a comedy or better...a serious comedy. The acting is serious but everything else isn't.

I would legit line up at the cinema for this. And I don't like going to the cinema.

I'd watch, seems better than 90% of the slop that comes out nowdays.

I wonder how the evil queen would dupe Terry Fucking Crews into eating a poisoned apple. I can only imagine her failing a number of times thanks to his dancing pecs

Terry loves apples!
- Now I'm suddenly imagining it as a LazyTown crossover.
What if it was a poisoned stick of old spice?
How would Terry Fucking Crews wake up to some dude kissing his passed out body?
- Like this, no doubt
- depends how pretty he is i guess

Bro White

I'm only watching if it's 100% serious. Terry acts as he acts and the entire rest of the movie is as written in the script. Full commit, no comedic rewriting. It's just Terry playing Snow White.

I agree 100%.

Hats off to you, Potato_in_my_anus, for my biggest username laugh on Lemmy so far.

Classic movie remade starring Terry Crews should be an entire genre.

If we actually got to try some I might like democracy as well.

I mean if they're going to remake a movie, they should go out of their way to make it as different as possible. I for one would love to see the direction of a film with this casting goes.

I'd like to see a comedy where the Snow White story is playing out but the dwarves and woodland beings all choose Terry Crews. He's like, "Nah guys. I'm a carpenter. I think you've got the wrong person.". But they aren't hearing it and strongarm Terry into the role. The evil queen is the only other person to get it and they have to team to to fix the story.
- I'd really like to see something where there is no explanation at all. Terry Crews is just Snow White.
  Maybe Seth Rogan and a bunch of stoners are the dwarves.
  No explanation at all, just as if it were a woman playing the roll.
fr we already had snow white.... Multiple times ... We need what Hot Shots was to Top Gun but with Disney movies instead.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wiz_(film)

And just like regular democracy, the owners will show up last second to put their finger on the scale 😞

If we can change the complexion of the character, we can change the gender, too! Go Terry!

Who the fuck is Ana de Arm? /s

Ana de Leg's cousin
- Ana my axe!
She's friends with Laura de Leg
Truly a tragic accident what happened on the Bond set.
This but not sarcastically

For the one that looks most right, Gal Gadot is probably the best from this list. For the movie I'm most likely to watch? The Terry Crews version would be worth it even if it sucks