Even better, as it starts to implode, water + electronics = malfunctioning car AI that locks you in the car, which then has a battery fire.
While underwater.
Do you drown or burn to death first?
Oh well its all worth it because you can change the horn to a fart noise.
Elon truly is a genius.
EDIT: Upon further review, the judges on the field have identified two other possible causes of death:
The ABSURDLY toxic and poisonous fumes from the LiOn battery may actually asphyxiate/blood poison you to death as you are enclosed in a steel box underwater
AND
Fucking DUH you may also just be electrocuted to death.
So we now have 4 horrible, actually pretty fast acting processes that could cumulatively kill you, or maybe one would kill you first.
I propose we get Adam Savage to do a one off MythBusters christmas special, and the role of test dummy will be played by Mr 420 Dogecoin himself.
I feel like buoyancy control is also an issue. And propelling options. Like a boat floats, a car needs traction with the ground. These two things don't work together.
This is especially hilarious considering that the LA River during the summer is basically a trickle but every winter it basically is inches away from wiping out Compton and the Gateway Cities, and I know that the stupid Cybertruck would blow up in both cases.
You know, I guess a meetup of Aquatic CyberTrucks all colliding together and sinking would be even funnier than the Trump flotillas that did as much a few years ago.
I'm gonna go full nerd-glasses-emoji here:
The cybertruck cannot become a boat. Basically a boat is, according to maritime law, "any vessel used for navigation on the waters" whereas "navigation" requires that the vessel must be able to be steered and has a method of propulsion. Example: A canoo is a boat - It is propelled by physical force and steered the same way; A PAX-shipper is also a boat.
The cybertruck propels itself by way of creating traction on the road. It does not have traction when it floats, it therefore cannot ford water "as a boat".
QED: MR. MUSK YOU'RE FIRED SIR!!!
Ps. If he truly wants to be able to sell it as a "boat" then he need to install maritime signal lights too.
pps. I know he's just saying "oh it can float for a bit" and I'm being obtuse, but I am also having fun with it.
Spinning wheels can propel a vehicle in the water, and adjusting the angle of those can help you steer. It will never be a good boat, but it could be a boat for a brief moment.
Hey Elon, you mist know a lot about engineering, right? How many of cars have you personally built Elon? How much engineering have you personally done? Huh, Elon? You must be qualified as an engineer at least, right?
What does that mean, 100m of water? Like it can go a hundred meters out onto a like before sinking? Is it a submarine with a max depth of a hundred meters? What the fuck does this mean
How someone can feel so entitled and desperate for attention and post the dumbest fucking marketing bs about products they won't actually make, especially to somehow "improve" a product they did make that sucks ass, is beyond me.
Don't waste good drugs thinking about Elon. Watch videos of sea otters instead. They're such cute little rascals and you can watch them open clams on their tummies.
Im going to personally uh * manifest * the Freddy Mercury statue in Zanzibar to come alive, get rid of the bad South African, and then become President of Communism.
Isn't the quality control, specifically the way things line up, an actual huge problem with Teslas? Would never trust one of these things in water lmao