Hamas invites Elon Musk to Gaza to see ‘extent of destruction’ by Israeli strikes

Invitation comes after tech billionaire accompanied Benjamin Netanyahu to inspect a kibbutz attacked by Hamas

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OMG PLEASE GO OH I'M BEGGING YOU ELON GO TO GAZA. MAKE SURE TO VISIT A HOSPITAL FIRST
- He could travel by submarine if he's worried about his jet being tracked.
Let's get Zuckerberg to go, too.

They could have a cage match in the Tomb of Jesus with only one of them arising at the end.
Do it Elon, what are you? Scared?
100% they would take him hostage. That's a very obvious trap.
- Nah, the hostage needs to be worth something
  
  He has access to SpaceX and Starlink, things they want to expoit.
- “Hostage negotiations now entering their fourth week between the U.S. and Hamas over the release of hostage Elon Musk, however in spite of intense diplomatic overtures and offers of significant concessions the U.S. still refuses to take him back”
- Man, he should definitely go then.
- Well, if he were the real Tony Stark, that wouldn't be a problem for him.
- Sssshhhh!
  
  Don't spoil it for him!
I love that the new thing is inviting cowards to do things everyone knows they won’t do. It’s the perfect way to call them out.
I hope the ceasefire doesn't dissolve and that they can, at minimum, return to a state of mutual hatred sans violence in the future.

That being said, if it does happen to dissolve and they return to hostilities, I hope Musk is there when it happens.
Naw, Hamas isn't shitty enough for Elon to like them.

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