I dunno why people gloat when someone dies of old age after a long life. That's pretty much the best any of us can hope for.
If there were justice Kissinger would be dissolved in napalm.
Good news!
Napalm? Really?
Holy shit you called it
My only regret was not being able to purchase a realistic date on the Henry Kissinger death pool.
We did it Lemmy!
Take that Reddit! Our "We did it ..." moments get the right person!
In a just universe, Henry Kissinger would be dead. Henry Kissinger is proof that a) God hates us and wants us to suffer or b) There is no god and the universe is a dark and cold indifferent place.
Considering they gave him the nobel peace prize I have to assume there is someone out there that really hates us.
The Nobel prize is a joke. They gave Europe the prize for going several years without burning down the whole world. They gave it to Obama for being black.
They gave the chemistry prize to a chemical weapons guy, the medicine prize to the guy who invented the lobotomy.
People Magazine's "sexiest man alive" has more credibility because at least all the winners were good looking.
Obama got the peace prize as well.
Blowing children up with drones apparently qualifies you.
I prefer the third option, there is no God and he hates us.
A strong argument to your point: Kissinger dies at 100. Frank Zappa, 52. I think there is no god but can't rule out a.
or this is hell
Holy crap you did it. Be very careful how you use your powers.
Holy crap you did it. Be very careful how you use your powers.
Obligatory https://henrykissinger.rip/
Man, the guy has caused so many deaths and injuries, he probably deserves the Fields medal on top of his Nobel Peace Prize (he didn't get one in chemistry for his researchs on napalm, what a sad little world)
He's fucking dead!
Finally we can start counting up on that chart. Rest in piss (and worse) Henry.
"only the good die young"
He might be the very reason that phrase was invented, considering how many innocent young lives he took.
It's funny to use a Simpsons meme for this because in one episode, Homer finds Henry Kissinger's glasses in the power plant toilet.
"No one must know I dropped zem in ze toilet. Not I, ze man who drafted ze Paris peace accord."
I read this with Homer voice in my head.
Ask the unearthly powers he did the deal with.
Why is he kissing her? Are they in love?
Alright who is next?
Absolute madman!
