The big bonus is that everyone will be able to have a healthy chat with the CEO.
- Hey CEO, what will be my raise this year?
- As a CEO language model, I don't have access to money to fund your salary increase. However, based on my knowledge, the shareholders will receive substantial dividends and please get stuffed.
is this employee in the room with us right now?
Well, he should be, but he's WORKING from BLOODY HOME FFS!!!
You know that Hitler was not only a famous painter, surely? I know it's not a competition, but I've heard the guy has done some fairly bad things
Je crois que c'est "cyclimse" en fait. Enfin je suis juste cuisinier de ouiche lorraine, alors je sais pas trop, mais il me semble.
🤓📕🦋 is this democracy?
I'll get there eventually
Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor's syndrome? Because you obviously don't suffer from it
be me
get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school
dad wakes me up for drive to school
pass school
"dad where are we going"
"my friends want to meet you anon"
pull up to schoolmate's house
it's on fire
the firefighters are there
get to see my enemies die screaming while burning
get to see a real fire truck
mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better
Gadget Hackwrench
Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Benedict Cumberbatch for their baby
Last occurrence today. In total surprise to nobody but the manager who is in charge of planning, the project is late by several months. After our umptienth task force, which produced nothing but 3 sets of minutes of meetings and 2 KPI reports a day, manager asked us to stay until 10:00 PM and come at 6:00 AM. Besides the fact this is illegal here (11 hours breaks are mandatory between 2 days of work), we get nothing. Answer: no. Absolute shock of the manager, who is now planning our next task force. Maybe more reporting will fix it.
I wonder how failure is defined (maybe it's in the article). Because SW companies don't really care about making SW work, the only measure of success is selling SW teams to bullshit customers for as long as possible.
Lei Feng, the epitome of temperance? He was very fond of long and hard poles, or so I've heard.
(And I like how everything is slightly wrong in this meme. Too bad no one was purged in this list)
Italian coproduction if I remember correctly, it's a weird B-movie and I wonder how they managed to keep using the intellectual property for it.
Wait I'm not sure I understand the title: is she an OnlyFans model, supporting Corbyn; or is she supporting Corbyn's OnlyFans?
WHAT? SPEAK UP PLEASE, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND ON MY HOG CRANKING
I'm trying to find the author and the title of a painting that I vaguely remember.
The painting shows a man painting a woman. It looks like an ordinary self portrait but if you look closer you will see that the painted woman has an arm going out of the picture and is directing the arm of the painter.
I think the painted woman was the master of the male painter?
I think it's from Italy, 17th century (very vague reminiscence here)?
I keep thinking about Artemisia Gentileschi but can't find any link to something similar
Any help would be appreciated, it's driving me crazy