I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.
151 0 ReplyIt's an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.
56 0 ReplyPoe's law in action
26 0 ReplyIf you put all your titles like he does behind his twitter handel I assume hes self important enough to genuinely believe this. Like no ones got time for you long ass name, pick the most important one and pit the rest in your bio.
1 0 ReplyIt’s a satire account
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85 0 ReplyHow goes this years harvest?
11 0 ReplyMy fucking yields have been low this year. I have very little to give.
16 0 ReplyWorse than last year. Seems to be a trend that the yield gets worse by the year
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It'll be pretty easy to find it given that the field is barren
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It's a parody account you guys...
Brilliant satire, but Poe's Law seems to be in full effect.
67 0 Replyphew
1 0 ReplyGlad there is a chance for humanity after all.
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I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info
61 0 ReplyYou'll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.
58 1 ReplyWell, there's your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.
54 0 ReplyI'm imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible
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What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?
If landlords aren't happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.
41 1 ReplyThe Twitter account is a meme account, they don't actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I've seen landlords that do expect such.
36 1 ReplyYeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn't be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!
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i'd happily tip my landlord over the side of a building
39 0 ReplyI’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure
37 0 ReplyThank you Dr. PP
20 0 ReplyI got their tip riiight heeere
17 0 ReplyDick! He's talking about his dick, guys!!
14 0 ReplyWell now you spoiled the surprise!
9 0 ReplyPics for proof?
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If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment
Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit
14 0 ReplyI'll tip you negative $1000
13 0 ReplyHow about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.
10 0 ReplyThis man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.
10 0 ReplyThat was too clever for my dumbass, someone explain.
5 0 ReplyI THOUGHT YOU WERE THE JOKE DEITY
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Aint no rent moratoriums stfu
7 0 Replythis cannot be a real tweet
6 0 Replyblue check ._.
1 0 ReplyLMFAO, I think I'll pass.
1 0 ReplyFuck them. And also Dr. Parik Patel. Bloody behenchod.
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