You are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.
Judas: You are about to come into some money.
But you may have to hang around for a bit.
“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”
"Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34"
Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.
Hang in there.
Nailed it
"The future will leave you hanging."
"Your future will be nailing."
“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.
Raise your hands high because you're going to nail the future
Having many loving disciples can never be spoiled by an occassional traitor.
"Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends."
Someone you know will surprise you
You are not the imposter.
"You just ate Chinese food"
"None of this matters."
"beware the ides of march"
some old stock fortune cookie
"You will find true love on Flag Day."
"A person who has bathed all over does not need to wash, except for the feet, to be entirely clean"
"that wasn't wine"
Y'all a bunch of fake ass bullshit.
Something random
"Which one of you losers is paying this bill"?
5sf’s Fortune Cookies comes to mind
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