Nothing can keep him down [Disappointing.ByDesign]

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If snails did have tears with salt in them, the salt would already be in their body, meaning he'd already be dead.
- Yes, and lions and dinosaurs can't talk, but this is a community where we post silly comic strips so maybe chill out with the fact-checking my dude?
  
  It's a cool fun fact regardless of whether it's relevant to comedic value
- He does look dead inside.
- IDK...you have some pretty strong hydrochloric acid in your stomach that's not dissolving you, but im pretty sure it would melt you if i dipped you in a vat of it.
Grim. Have a great day, and may you stub your toe on a roomba.
- I would wish OP to step on a Lego, or even better, a British main plug.
- What has the poor roomba done to deserve such a fate?!
Slugs do not work that way! Good night!
- Wait, you're Mirror Stamets?
  
  Does that mean you need the fancy eye drops?
- Windmills do though news anchor fake laugh
Despite being believed by many slugs smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying
- A comma makes this two very different sentences.
  
  Despite being believed by many, slugs smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying
  
  Or
  
  Despite being believed by many slugs, smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying
  
  Slugs smiling would absolutely prevent me from crying. (At least from sadness, it might be so beauriful I cry because of that though)
I'm getting major Spuds Macenzie vibes here. Alternate backstory?
Good old Sam
Good morning to you, too.

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