Thousands of people are reportedly lining up to have a portion of their skull removed and one of Elon Musk's brain chips implanted
Thousands of people are reportedly lining up to have a portion of their skull removed and one of Elon Musk's brain chips implanted
"We can't blow up the first three. That's not an option here," Shivon Zilis, the Neuralink director, told Elon Musk's biographer.
Earlier this year, the US Food and Drug Administration gave Neuralink, which Musk cofounded in 2016, approval to launch human trials of its device that Musk has described as a "Fitbit in your skull." The FDA had previously rejected Neuralink's bid for human testing in March over safety concerns, Reuters reported, including that the wires connected to the brain chip could move within a subject's head or that the chip could overheat.
As I said in another thread about nLink:
Anyone getting this shit will die just like every single fucking monkey test subject. If they don’t die, their suffering will be unbearable
https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/
Go on Elon, show us how it’s done and take the first one
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P.s. I know neuralink cannot do this... Yet
This is like self-solving problem then?
I would guess, and this is completely a guess, these are Elon fans who think that the vaccines were dangerous and had microchips in them.
It does not surprise me that muskrats would sign up for this. Theyre basically brainwashed anyway so a chip wouldnt really change much.
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We... at least I learnt about this in school. Its called natural selection.
No way in hell would I do that. I can't think of a worse technology to be an earlier adopter on.
Fuck him, and fuck that.
Musk makes it sound like he is the only person with a company investing in this, even though.
One example is Synchron that already beat him to human trials two years ago
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I can see 2024 headlines: "Neuralink test subjects try to crash into pedestrians or blow up before reaching space. Workers implanted the wrong chips due to time pressure from the CEO"
This link from the middle of the article was better than the article:
Didn’t realize so many people have already had lobotomies.
The moment this becomes widespread you know there are going to be people figuring out how to jailbreak the chips. I'm down for the idea of cybernetics but no way would I get any kind of implant even capable of a wireless connection.
Well, there's obviously nothing inside their skulls anyway 😜.
This is how the zombie apocalypse begins.. loads crossbow...
On the bright side even at worst case scenario nothing of value will be lost.
A venn diagram would show they’re all trump supporters as well. 🤣
Let's gooooo, sign me up!!