Oh no. How sad and totally not suspicious. Hey Alexa, play Despacito.
Oh no. How sad and totally not suspicious. Hey Alexa, play Despacito.
Place your bets:
A.) Intra-police-gang conflict.
B.) A hilarious training accident.
C.) They knew too much.
D.) They all saw a bag of fentanyl, inducing psychosomatic asphyxiation.
E.) He's back...
spoiler
PUNISHED DORNER
There's gotta be some corruption or serious misconduct charges that were being laid against these officers.
they got Pontypool'd by the word "fentanyl"
A source close to the investigation indicated the deaths are believed to be unrelated.
people call these fuckers for wellness checks and to solve crimes 🙃
A source close to the investigation indicated the deaths are believed to be unrelated.
we should call more wellness checks on the pigs
knock knock Hiya Officer McGrady, we got some complaints about the smell of bacon?Honestly surprised more cops don’t get swatted
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It's incredible that they all shot themselves in the back of the head with the same gun, worst case of suicide I've ever seen
Alternate title: LA sheriff dept announces four new good cops
Reminds me of the underage sex trafficking-related officer suicide that happened a few years back in Oakland
there's easier ways to stop being a cop, but who am i to judge
Found dead in his closet, having asphyxiated after shooting himself six times in the back of the head.
Killed themselves with a shot to the head while in a burning car?
Some BODIES are having a case of the Mondays.
:mondays:
Not my problem
Place your bets now:
- they found the CP vault
- the cops reported abuses to internal affairs
This is why I say the only good cop is a dead cop
It is simply a factual statement
To elaborate:
if there ever was a good cop, they are dead
if any given cop is dead, this is always good
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When you try to become the fictional good cop so your colleagues turn you into the real version
