What made up college major would make your mom cry?

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Erotic Culinary Sciences

Antisocial Studies

Traditional & Postmodern Hentai

Brewery Appreciation

Phallic Arts (w/ professional dildowright certification)

Livestock Inversion Studies
- What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?
  
  "What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?", my mother exclaimed with tears in her eyes while her shaking hands grasped the course syllabus.
  
  🐄⤵️👩‍🎓
  
  Cow tipping
  
  Permanently Deleted
Applied Racism
- You mom sounds cool. :)
Aren't all major technically made up?

Also, Semantics & Pedantry 101.
- 101
  
  I think a major in Semantics & Pedantry would impress your mom, but specifically majoring in the intro-level course is a risky decision.
  
  This guy pedants
- Technically the truth. Just like how humans named the brain.
How about a non made up one: Egyptology
- The only useful thing you can do with a degree in Egyptology is to teach Egyptplogy, which gives those students the exact same problem. It's like a big pyramid scheme.
  
  Aye, and everyone's keeping their heads in the sand about it.
- I prefer Sudanology
Bottom 101: It's better to receive than to give.
By cry, do you mean tears of disappointment or tears of joy?
Onion genetics
- Onionetics: the study of general horseshit
Sex toy design
- And testing
  
  In the adult entertainment industry
gender studies
- So your mom likes sexism, or would they be tears of joy?

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