It's almost like someone ungodly wrote the rules to fit their needs. But people wouldn't use religion to justify their behaviors, would they? Certainly not, right?
Nah, see, this is one of the few parts that make perfect sense. Classic A/B testing.
Both think of the children
I'd rather they didn't.
In a rather unholy way
I assure you, they are thinking only of the holes
Proof that God is an evil bastard.
Gives the man who needs no wine, lots of it.
Gives the man with 4 wives no wine.
He must be laughing his ass off.
Boomer humour
The celibacy thing for Catholics is a rule the Church eventually adopted, in Corinthians it even says that apostles can and do have wives.
We had couple of gods in the past... You really think yours is "the one"?!?
Well the one who does not belong to MY religion is obviously wrong and lying about which arbitrary restrictions must be observed on pain of being killed as a heretic.
"Bob" tells us that we should sin, drink to our hearts content, and fornicate like our life depends on it, because it does! Praise "Bob!"
Eris tells us we should partake joyously of a hot dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
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