They don't know

Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was "if that's what you need to do, then do it". Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn't even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.

But they probably have a hunch

Their cardiologist knows

They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.

It's more than a feeling.
- When I hear that old song they used to play.
- It's probably a stomach ache

They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

I feel called out by this
- Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?

My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

I watched this twice
What is wrong with me
Imagine showing up in a suit for this!
The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch... 🤢
Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life
- From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.
I'm speechless.

I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.
- Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.
  But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.
- Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?
🤢🤮
- you know what post you opened the comments on
It's good for you.

This is the champion mayo-fiend

What is it about torties and attitude? She's a normal cat standing like a normal cat but she looks so sassy.
Or this guy?

Mayonnaise Georg

The Mayo factory quality control?

If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

the one person who downvoted you is uncultured
Beautiful 👏
That gets worst as it progresses.
- But in a good way.

probably a Dutchie

Lol i thought "that could actually be me".
Yes I'm Dutch...😁
- Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?