Good advice

"A good disguise does not reveal the person's height." (--Silvio Micali, cryptographer).

Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?
- Do you know how tall he is? No? Then shut up!
- The quote is from a well known published paper of his, but yeah, good point.
- You can be a professor of a thing, for example. You don't have to be the thing.
Surely it’s better to appear to reveal the person’s height and not actually do it. Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts or 210cm and just kneeling.
- Or maybe it's 3 racoons under a blanket !
- Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts
  Or the old 3 raccoons in a trench coat, heh.
You should also put some rocks in your shoes.
- Or just wake up randomly with your knee sprained so badly it will not bend (for no reason at all) forcing you to alter your gait and walk like a geriatric paraplegic
Maybe they've a hat or something else on that changes their height
But in this case I don't think you need to go that far

I'm ok with cheating on work, not ok with cheating on partners.

Fuuucckkk that shit.

Yet again, a low paid worker proving to be more intelligent than c-suits.

Suits: I can do what I want, because I have money!
Workers: If anyone finds out what I'm doing, I won't have money...

Ironically I expect their business to go up (of the original couple that inspired the meme).
Astronomer was a name known mostly by people dabbling in Data Engineering, and even then not that well. Now the whole world knows about them.