2d ago

I dropped more food.

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This is your mom speaking, don't eat when you're on the computer
- What if im on a chair and working at it
  (I am your dad)
  
  No, absolutely not
  (I'm your recently deceased aunt who died going the wrong way down the highway)
More specifically, my hand caught the edge of the container on its way to resting position. Now my dog is getting two dinners.
- Was about to say you might wanna call your vacuum cleaner for that after seeing the leash.
- I was just going to ask if you had a 4 legged cleanup volunteer.
  Look on the bright side, you made your dog happy and didn’t need to clean up.
  
  Still had to vacuum, unfortunately. She's very good oriented, but not very detail oriented.
- Mildly infuriating. Or, as your dog refers to it, "a great day!"
- Well, if your dog is anything like mine, make sure you remember to pick up the clean and perfectly intact broccoli after they’re done.
  
  Haha. Mines a gud gurl. She eats her veggies.
  And my veggies.
  And whatever else looks vaguely edible.
My condolences. Ive done that with a big ass bowl of fried rice i made at the end of a very long day, I was furious :(
(Tho my stuff is usually too spicy for most animals to touch xD)
- too spicy for most animals
  I volunteer as tribute!
  No joke, my pig has turned his nose up at my leftovers.
  
  Tell me more about your pig hoover bro
Sorry 😞
Got dog vacuum?
That carpet hungers and will continue to exact its toll as long as you insist on eating over it
Please clean....
- My dog did 👍🏽
That'll happen in the midst of autoerotic asphyxiation.
........are those seriously 5lbs dumbells??? I've never understood who would get any gains from 5lbs. Why do they even exist???
- They're 10lbs, and there's something called "physical therapy" you should look into before mocking people's exercise equipment 🤷🏾‍♂️
- You slam them down against things
- They're not intended for "gains", but for pilates and such. But in my actuality, they're mostly ornimental.
- I'm not going for bulk, I'm going for tone.
Carpet is disgusting, I will never understand why people would ever have that stuff in their house
- If I wasn't a filthy rentoid this room would have a concrete slab as a floor. It's my do-everything office/workshop/ game room. Lord knows the carpets will be being replaced upon my departure.
  
  Single male detected
  
  Two years in an apartment and the carpet damage is wear and tear. Let that tell you how long a rug should last/carpet should be condemned/deep cleaned
- It's soft, reduces noise, and is warmer than hard floors. I love hardwood floors, but carpet has advantages.

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