shrooms

Man I am so jealous of all the people having a good time with shrooms in here and not even cause I have bad trips but have basically no trip.

First time I took them I went for 3.5g and then ended up adding another 1.5g as I realized it wasn't working. Second I made a 5g ginger tea. That was a bust. So third and last time I ended up doing a whole chocolate bar at 5g and then added about 2g of just straight shrooms.... I had a single moment where I felt like I reached a truth about "now" and human inertia, as I just practically meditated. But otherwise I would say the experience was disappointingly sober. No trips, no visuals, nothing much.

Homie that's a lot even for a seasoned user. Also you gotta be careful with those chocolate bars they usually are not psilocybin but they ACO Dmt. Take 1g of natural mushies on a sunny day 🌞 ❤️
- Yeah. I am aware that it is a lot. Unfortunately having tried all ranges of products from chewing on penis envy to teas, I don't think the sunlight is gonna make much of a difference.
  But I will be more wary of the grey market bars for my friends that it works for. Thanks for the heads up!
You are not supposed to do champignons.
- Are those the button mushrooms?
I had the same experience but with weed. I was super disappointed.
I can't do shrooms either. I've tried a number of times from various sources and all I get is 10 hours of nausea and an overpowering urge to sleep but I can't because I'm on shrooms.
The psilocybin pills worked for me, although I was microdosing them as part of a research study so maybe that was the difference. But Ive never had any issues with other psychedelis either.
- Yeah I got nauseous pretty bad the first time with straight shrooms but I also tried wrapping them in slices of deli turkey and cheese which I do not recommend unless you are a dog.
  I absolutely get the urge to sleep that's the 3rd time symptom I got.
  I figure my body will be a research oddity at some point cause I feel lots of drugs have the wrong interactions with me. Maybe it's a digestion or processing issue with the mushroom fiber.
No trip here as well, I just got real sleepy
- Interesting that there seems to be a non insignificant amount of us.
  Do you have any issues with other stuff like edibles or caffeine? Sorry if it feels like prying but a chance to find a correlary trend is just to fun to not take!
- I didn't expect to get randomly tired and I wasted an entire day I had off because I took them at 11am then I felt like a 350lb sack of potatoes and I just laid on my bed for the rest of the day.
  Also no visuals or anything fun just sleepy.

last time i took shrooms my ex got mad at me for not caring enough that her food was taking too long to get delievered to her at work. she was mad at me the whole time i was tripping and wouldnt tell me why until i came down

How you dare to not be focus on her for few hours?!?
Let’s make a huge drama so you are focused on her asap!
Maybe that's what happened here

Haha this turned dark real quick.

It's not that dark. If mushrooms helped you realize you don't wanna be married to a person you should divorce them. Why spend time with someone you don't want to be with?
There is this belief for some reason that divorce is like the end of the world and a giant nightmare but like, I've done it, its not hard stuff and as long as you and your (soon to be) ex-partner aren't assholes then the hardest thing is gonna be making your schedules line up.
Like Yeah it's devastating to lose a built in best friend, but also you gotta live your truth
Anyways don't jump on mushroom thoughts immediately, let them settle and ferment for a bit before you follow them.
- I've been divorced. But i didn't decide to do that while tripping balls sucking on some other girls titties. It's a data point only.
- When my ex husband was around during my trips, he would freak me the fuck out. My body was in terror, I understood more than in that moment. The same lack of respect that I brushed off when not tripping sent me into a spiral.
  It was a warning sign I didn’t take.
- Yeah shrooms are way more likely to give you the ability to think through legitimate problems than generate spontaneous bad ideas. Still though, give it some thought when you come down.
- Every chapter must come to its natural close. That is what starts the next chapter.

I was telling my therapist that I wanna take shrooms only last evening. I have a bunch. They're legal here. My partner works on Sunday and I have the place to myself. Hope she doesn't get divorced. Lol.

I would recommend having someone around as a trip sitter for a first time.
- I recommend having a friend trip with you together to affirm that what you're expeciencing matches what they're experiencing. I've taken a lot of psycadelics. For me, this is the way.
Wow I would never admit "recreational" drug use of any kind to any medical professional. Many years ago I admitted to smoking marijuana to my doctor and it turned into a major catastrophe. They threatened to report me to law enforcement for using illegal drugs and kept extorting me with bogus bills for months afterwards. I never trusted any medical professional again. Fuck the bible belt.
- It’s just straight up illegal for medical professionals to report drug use in Canada. The government doesn’t want people to die because they were afraid to go to the hospital
- I admitted to my primary doctor that I used MDMA, acid, mushrooms, and ketamine within the past 3 months. He didn't even bat an eye, he was concerned of my drinking habits instead.
- Nope. Always let your doctor know, medications you are taking could have extreme consequences when mixed with other drugs. They aren't the police, and they'd be breaking the law themselves to report that shit. Unless it's for a controlled substance, they have no duty or authorization to report that unless you explicitly give it to them. afaik, grain of salt and all that
- Yeah, that shit doesn't happen in Oakland, CA.
- I am pretty sure this is completely illegal
I'm currently growing my first batch, they are unfortunately not legal here 😅 They're fantastic though. I've done shrooms twice in my life now and my depression and social anxiety are all but gone. I've got years of therapy under my belt too and without that the effect would surely not have been this noticeable but still. When you take them you never know what will happen. Most likely it will be amazing from start to finish but every now and then shrooms make you confront unpleasant things. Taking them was a way to prove to myself that I'm ready to confront my fears.
- They just amplify what you're feeling. Not in a good headspace? Stay away. Wanna confront that headspace? Buckle up and GL.
- Bad trips do happen. But huge breakthroughs are possible, as well. Go in not seeking anything specific and just see how it plays out.
- Why on Earth would you say you are doing something illegal out in public?
I suggest listening to some Terence Mckenna talks before tripping. Also, surrender to the shroom if needed. It'll help.

Is "off boobs" the opposite of "on boobs"? Asking for a friend, obviously.

I would assume they meant "of boobs", but you present an interesting question of terminology. Unfortunately it begs the question, what exactly would we mean by "on boobs" in this context, so that we can question if "off boobs" is it's opposite?
Also, boobs. The answer to boobs is usually yes.
- Unless you're gay

What's pillow duty?

Judging from the context, allowing one's chest to be used as a pillow.
https://youtu.be/BgJarn3sJsY

Totally normal shroom experience. I once took a hero's dose and spent 30 minutes thinking I was gonna die.

I've never thought I was dying on psychedelics, but many times on THC and once on MDA. The MDA was probably the only one of these instances where I was in any real danger. My cat helped me through that one.
Think about it maaan, we're all gonna die
- Joni Ernst? Is that you?
What's a heros dose. I only did small amounts and it was long ago. Much better experience than I expected. Easier to snap out of than anything else. If your high on weed or drink you can't really snap out. But with a low amount of shrooms I definitely could. Then go right back to wondering why all of the Scooby Doo characters are naturally occuring in the cement walkway while sitting on the stoop
- A heroes dose/heroic dose just refers to doing a very high dosage of a psychedelic substance like shrooms.
  https://healing-mushrooms.net/heroic-dose
  I've always heard a good normal dose is an eighth. According to that article linked above, a heroes dose is 5 grams, or an extra 1.5 grams beyond that.
- According to the Psychonautwiki on shrooms (which is fairly reliable in my experience), anything over 50mg of psilocybin is a "heavy" dose. Trouble is, unless you can get your shrooms from a reliable source, guessing the psilocybin content is pretty tricky. The one time I intentionally did a pretty heavy trip on shrooms, it was something like a quarter ounce of dried shrooms, but another time I just had a nibble on one for laughs while drinking with my buddies and it wound up being pretty substantial. If they're fresh instead of dried or just a different strain or batch, it's all pretty up in the air, so my advice is to always be ready for a heavy trip unless you've already had some experience with that particular batch.
Same bro. Idk how much I took the first time but I literally forgot who I was, fell asleep, woke up covered in sweat, and tore my room apart because I was convinced that I was either dead or about to die. Shit scared me into just weed and drinking lol

Dudes rock

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4 mushrooms?

I don't think that's enough to feel anything at all other than the pain of having to taste them.

Saying 4 mushrooms means nothing, you need the weight. I've seeing 1 small P.E mushroom weigh 2 grams and that was a strong trip. If somebody ate four 2 gram mushrooms they would be extremely high.
- 2 grams dried? I wouldn't call that a small mushroom. A 3.5g bag is usually a lot more than 1 or 2 shrooms. It's a lot more than 4, too.