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PROGRESS

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Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches
Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.
Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.
- Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.
  Scotch Eggs are ~~salad~~ Calzone, because they're are not just an egg covered in meat.
  I didn't make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.
  
  CubeRule.com
  
  How is a Scotch egg a salad?!
  
  What about arancini?
That's fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.
- Yeah, that's a weak ass sandwich
- We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.
This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.
- I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!
  
  That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.
- Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor
  
  Help girlfrend is poinignant?
- What about this is poignant?
  
  The sandwich has three poignants.
Come and talk to me when you've made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.
- It's Möbin time!!!
- There is a science or food YouTuber out there who'd be really excited to try this, if only they read your idea.
  
  To do it right you really need a piece of ham cut in a Möbius strip too. I think that might be the hard part.
  EDIT: wait, no. Putting the ham in the sandwich. That's the hard part.
+50% calories
- Probably more than that.
  There's 50% more bread, but 200% more ham.
  
  In the photo? Looks like the amount of ham didn't change, there's like nothing in there
1 side Peanutbutter
1 side Jam
1 side Cheese
The holy three fold PBJC
Edit: !match@pawb.social proposed marshmallow fluff, the objectively better choice. The holy three fold PBJMF
- insane that you picked cheese instead of marshmallow fluff
  
  Omg how did I miss that
- which cheese ?
  
  Melted brie
  
  Pimento Pineapple
next step, the Hexaflexagon burrito
- Is there a way to rewatch the channel? Its gone now :(
  
  Wikipedia says they're still on vimeo.
  
  it's it!!!
  I'm sad now :(
- what about the decagonical donut??
  
  they are great if you're making lots of donuts and want them to render faster
Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.
Clearly you didn't take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity
A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich – homeomorphic to a calzone which has a little 3-ball of bread in its center.
- ☝️This person topologies.
Isn't a spherical sandwich just a wrap?
- wraps are cylindrical
  
  True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere... Somehow
  
  Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.
- I'd say it's closer to a dumpling
- The best foods are always shaped liked dicks
- An Uncrustable filled to the point of being round.
  
  well, round in all directions
Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.
- Gesundheit
I support this exploration. The results sound delicious.
Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device. It would probably be vertical, like a Forman grill
What you know about ~~rolling down in th~~ sandwiches
Are we all just a hive mind? I have done the triforce sandwich on my own accord too lol
So, goal is just beef Wellington or a corndog?
I can see past, present and future as one.
The TIE Defender of the lunch box.

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