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Nakoichi [they/them] @hexbear.net

2mo ago

First time shitposting on the clock from a cubicle.

I'm so pissed lol this job is gonna be easier and more chill than every job I ever had before, it pays more and I am no longer bound to a cash register. Also it just so happens one of my best friends has the cubicle next door.

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Funny how that works, isn't it
I get paid orders of magnitude more than when I worked retail, but the job is generally much less stressful and only sometimes more intellectually demanding
Gets even better when getting paid to poop!
Always go on company time
- Of course
Hell yeah, love a desk job in an office
- I'll do you one better: desk job at home
  
  For me paid to shit(post) comes in close second behind paid to nap
Also it just so happens one of my best friends has the cubicle next door.
tell them buh says hi
keep those posting stats up
Congratulations! I hope the job is low stress, pays well, and makes your life better!
Fuck yeah!
Its time!
To take a shit [post] on the company time!
hell yeah, welcome to the club
White collar trick: When you want to talk to your buddy, call them with your company line to their company line. People will think you're productive and important because you're always on the phone even though you're just goofing off with your buddy. People will also be less likely to bother you because they think you're working.
- (Unless the calls are being monitored)
  
  They're not, people are way too paranoid. IT is a shitshow they're too busy to spy on you
do some fucking-off on company hours for me please. I can't ever seem to get it in.
Maybe I just need a new job. I've been (back) here a year almost now.
sounds delightful
congrats!
Yooo congrats
love to see it

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