Remember this from 6 fucking years ago?

Getting shot by a mall cop.

Getting shot by Paul Blart.
- Mall Clart: Ball Pop

It's like I'm back on B3ta

The tactical reload with the empty magazine still in the gun and with the trigger hand holding the new magazine is just a chef's kiss

I remember that day. It was really cathartic. Because the guy was an reactionary POS, but he didn't manage to kill anyone. So all the memes and jokes, aside from being funny as well, had this vibe of relief to them.

Skill issue.

Him pulling down his balaclava
\ "This is for all the dads who lost in family court"

what was this dork's deal again?

Tried to do a mass shooting and immediately got merked by a rent-a-cop
- Damn, a cop doing something good? Must've been opposite day.
- hey he gave it his all

lol Brian Clyde. I actually thought this was longer ago though.

White supremacist failed mass shooting of a federal reserve building, visibly fumbled with his weapon before being promptly shot right in the head by some security guard (a black guy, which I mention in relation to the white supremacy).

He shat and pissed himself really bad when he died too. There were photos of him face down just dookie-splatterd all down the back of his pants.

There were photos of him face down just dookie-splatterd all down the back of his pants.
I'm imagining him doing the Travis Bickle mirror scene before leaving the house that day and snap cut to:
with shidd piss
- He looked pretty much just like that, yeah. I can't seem to find any pictures, unfortunately.

the context behind this particular photo is wild, it was taken by a photographer that had been sent to cover a court case that same day

you can see him in this photo, he was hiding behind the pillar while the shooter fired into the door

Here's another photo he took during the shooting

That second pic is the definition of "skedaddle"

I was actually thinking about that guy last week.

no i dont

thats virgil texas, sound familar?

lmao

A man, identified as Brian Isaack Clyde, opened fire near Earle Cabell Federal Building and Courthouse, before making his way to the glass door of the building and opening fire inside. Three officers from the Federal Protective Service returned fire.[1] Following an exchange of gunfire, in which Clyde was mortally wounded by one or more federal officers, he ran towards the parking lot and fired five more rounds before he collapsed and soiled himself.

dude come on

Which makes this even funnier:
On March 18, 2020, a man pleaded guilty to threatening to assassinate the governor of New Mexico, Michelle Lujan Grisham. He cited Clyde as an inspiration for his desired attack.
Come on, dude, have some self respect!

aw man guys i said to stop circulating this picture of me :(

Bubbles?

looks like keith from the try guys

keith eats everything at federal court - first up, we have a bullet

My first reaction to this photo was “omg is that Brace Belden”