Anon takes up microdosing
Anon takes up microdosing
Anon takes up microdosing
Reminds me of this:
Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.
A tale as old as time
remember to guarnish the pizza in red 40
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.
I think the top picture is a banana with brown spots on it. And the bottom picture has the most obscene lighting I've ever seen.
I wonder what crayon flavor is his favorite
Strawberry
Is that the red or pink one?
Crayola has many colors but lead isn't one of them.
I'm drinking leaded glue.
He has a strong career in the Marines in his future, for sure.
Lead most likely.
This is why democracy is doomed to failure.
what's the alternative? I'm actually curious
A good education system with good funding.
Dictatorship, duh
The D or the D, you pick
I guess nobody's heard of anarchy
algocracy could work, having tons of automated systems in the decision making process.
doesnt have to be ai, and there could be people involved too, but more machines isnt a bad idea
Democracy? We don't directly vote to choose our own way through life. We elect "representatives".
Why is the nurse still on Qt 3.14?
He should get her number to help her update. She'd probably be grateful.
It was the last one that was pure c++, before they started playing around with all this QML stuff
Because she's not a full gallon.
Technical debt; qt update in not a business priority and therefore not included in the KPIs
He took this old skeptic joke and ran with it.
I thought this meme was made because of this post? I've certainly seen an older greentext of the same shit.
This guy thinking real life works by rpg rules where blocking or being hit slowly raises your defense stat.
If this idiot had gone from... a .22 pellet ... skipped over .22short, skipped over .22lr... and gone to .223?
Thats a fucking necked, rifle cartidge.
Something like 15x the energy in ft-lbs or joules than a .22 short.
He would have blown a good chunk of his leg off.
... Anybody ever see photos of the aftermath of when a SWAT squad is stacked up prior to a door breach, and one of em accidentally fires a round into the back of their buddy's knee?
You lose your fucking leg, amputated at the knee.
I could find and NSFW spoiler post the images I've seen, but I do not want to look up nor see that shit again.
I'm pretty sure, about what he voted.
The brain worm commands an offering of lead.
Anon just moved too quickly. Avoid impatience when you’re doing important work like this, or else you’ll squander months of effort.
They don't dig the bullets out usually because it causes more damage for no reason. Stop believing everything you read someone say on 4chan.
It's likely artificial and homosexual.
Sure, but it could just as well have been dangerous to leave in. You must have serious issues to post on 4chan, so I'd say this story is at least plausible.
You're supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.
What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.
A magical place
What is QT3.14?
QuickTime 3.14. it's a really old media player from 1998. Unfortunately, I don't think version 3.14 specifically ever actually came out. We'll never really know what it would have been able to do because 4.0 came out instead. So I can see the appeal for him. Trying to use a 27 year old outdated media player that doesn't actually exist is a lot like repeatedly shooting yourself in the leg.
Cutie Pi
Wauw
3.14 is pi
Actually it's 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 and continuing
3.14% of sailors are pi-rates
Cutie pie
This one answer is serious and true, just heads up.
About 1.15e/4 gallons. Its a common volume in the united states.
Darwin was right
Fake : OP had some skin condition and took some pic of his leg, then just took a pic of the same leg wrapped up in something
Gay : OP admits to getting penetrated
I wonder what skin would be comparable to if it was even bullet resistant, I'm guessing rhino hide would be the closest real world thing
There was the karmadillo story https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33748027
These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.
Bro, did you not hear? One of the nurses was a QT3.14, he didn't get her digits, and she probably thinks he's highly regarded, but he saw her. Surely that counts for something
he's just like me fr
She's in Canada, you wouldn't know her.
The writing is too coherent, it's 4chan stupid role play.
Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I'm sure.
Wouldn't you feel like a fool if'n this guy figured out the secret and was out there taking 50 cal rounds to the face.
I think he doesn't need a 50cal round to the face as his brain is already damaged enough.