What is the X equivalent of "Tweet"?
What is the X equivalent of "Tweet"?
We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets "Tweets", so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*
X-crements
Now everything is X.
The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.
Have you seen X's X? Yes I Xed it.
I smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette
I'll just leave this here
So that’s why I’ve been searching for “XXX”
Yes and No? Also X.
Based on other Musk products, the answer is "sex".
"I sexed last night about pony poops."
"He sexed at me about goat groping."
"She's not sexing with me anymore."Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model YDo you see it?
"Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!"
— nobody, of any gender, everGENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS
Xbox series S
Sony playstation 5
Xbox series X
Holy shit
Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement
𝕏crements
Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.
Let’s go with “Xarts”
"tens"
Haha, I love it. How very Roman.
Xitting, pronounced "shitting"
eXcretions
“Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.
X Æ 2
Elon said they’re X’s
I'm sure he knows a lot about exes
And as stupid as that is, it's even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.
Tell that to Elon
Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes
It's Elon, so they'll probably be called "harambes"
Twats
Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets
An xcreet
Xzibits
💩
twXt
Are we censoring "twat"?
Turts
Xeet pronounced "Sheeeet"
As in: Elon Musk's changed the name of Twitter, Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Twerx
idc
Crosses
Skeets
(Serious answer, I think it's Xeets)
pronounced as shits
seX
You have tweets, now they're your Ex
Apparently, it's called a Post. How boring!
https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/29/23812780/tweet-change-name-post-x
Tents
Fuck this stupid post.
kisses your forehead
So "fucks" it is then.
Xcrements
A brainfart