Outside a sandwich shop in Canada

- Confused metric person... I'm guessing 3 inches is significantly less than 1 foot?
  
  3 inches is ~7.6 cm and a foot is ~30 cm.
  
  If this is true, I envy you for being shielded from the abomination of a measurement system USC is 🥲
  People in Australia still use feet and inches for height even though they use it practically no where else, and I'm guessing most people could not use it reliably in any other context.
  "That guy is 6 feet tall"
  Australians: "Oh, okay"
  "That's 50 feet away"
  Australians: "What"
  Drives me nuts. I will be that annoying person who prompts people to say it in metres or cm. "I'm 180" (said as "one-eighty") is just as fast, and in a system we actually understand.
  Ugh.
  
  A foot is 12 inches.

What's the difference between Trump and a disgusting sandwich full of shit? The sandwich isn't a convicted rapist.
- Haha 😂 this one is savage
- ... Neither is Trump? He was convicted of fraud.
  
  He lost the rape case, but it was a civil case so well done. We're all impressed with your pedantry.
  
  OK, technically, he was found “liable for battery and defamation”; effectively, though, it was rape.
  “The finding that Ms. Carroll failed to prove that she was ‘raped’ within the meaning of the New York Penal Law does not mean that she failed to prove that Mr. Trump ‘raped’ her as many people commonly understand the word ‘rape,’ ” Kaplan wrote.
  He added: “Indeed, as the evidence at trial recounted below makes clear, the jury found that Mr. Trump in fact did exactly that.”
  Kaplan said New York’s legal definition of “rape” is “far narrower” than the word is understood in “common modern parlance.”
  The former requires forcible, unconsented-to penetration with one’s penis. But he said that the conduct the jury effectively found Trump liable for — forced digital penetration — meets a more common definition of rape. He cited definitions offered by the American Psychological Association and the Justice Department, which in 2012 expanded its definition of rape to include penetration “with any body part or object.”
  
  Ok let me fix it for you: "What’s the difference between Trump and a disgusting sandwich full of shit? The sandwich isn’t a rapist."
  Happy now? Convicted or not, he is a rapist, and was best friend with the most notorious pedo of the past 50 years, so 98.7% chance he is a pedophile.

Yall remember how we were "a laughing stock" under Obama and Biden?
Yeah...

Of course with absolutely no vegetables and a side of diet coke

Gotta love the Canadians!

Can the small pickle be exchanged for a small mushroom?
- only an idiot would make that trade; so yes, that trade is not just possible, it's inevitable

“Now this—this is the greatest sandwich ever created. We’re talking historic. It’s got the best balloney—the best, not that fake deli junk—they say it’s 100% truth meat, just like me. The Russian dressing? It’s strong, it’s bold, it respects strength. Putin himself said, ‘Donald, this dressing is beautiful.’ And the pickle—tiny, yes, but it gets the job done. Tremendous flavor, very efficient. Some people are even saying it’s a perfect sandwich—maybe even the most masculine sandwich of all time. Crooked media won’t admit it, but they’re eating it too, behind closed doors. Everybody wants a bite of the Trump Sandwich. It wins. It just wins.”
- That was way too coherent. You need to nuke that structure to the Stone Age to make it authentic.
- There could honestly be a competition of who can do the best trump impression.

Where's the crushed cheeto dusting? The Trump sammich isn't official without the cheeto dusting.
- Ah, right. Orange color.

... and your choice of either topped with cheese wiz, or a single slice of american kraft 'cheese' melted over the whole thing.

I guess technically this doesn't break rule 2. But it is getting pretty hard to avoid Trump stuff flooding everything.
We need to oppose him for sure, but for our own sanity we also need some spaces where he doesn't feature at all.
- He's inserting himself everywhere by force. Avoiding that is going to be nearly impossible.
- I think opposing evil should come first, over everything
  
  Unless opposing it threatens your consumerism.

For an extra charge, the employee will give you the authentic smell by wiping their ass with one of the slices of bread.

I'm wondering what would happen if somebody actually went in and ordered one. is this in Alberta because then maybe somebody might think it's in earnest

There was a mixed beverage called Trump, I can't remember how it goes but it got Russian vodka in it at least.
- Someone suggested a cocktail once: A white russian with fake gold leaf and a slice of orange peel.
  I made it once without the gold leaf, and it's quite good. The orange aroma pairs nicely with the coffee taste.
  It's way too good to be named after mangolini

I'm guessing it's also really tiny so baby hands could handle it.

Is the pickle a pickled mushroom?

Beau’s! Is this in Ottawa (or the Valley)?
- Beau's rules. They've been great for years.
  
  They have! I heard (unsourced admittedly) that they help out smaller breweries a lot too, going as far as donating old equipment to help get them off the ground which I think is so cool of them

!lemmysilver this is fucking amazing 👏

Pretty funny to see.