What else is "Because of woke"? Wrong answers only
What else is "Because of woke"? Wrong answers only
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my toilet water being red when I'm done pooping
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High egg prices, because there is more demand for eggs because of trans wokes, and it’s increasing the damn prices to $16 a carton of a dozen eggs.
Everyone wants to be a fucking egg now, because of woke
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Burnt toast.
Previoisly blamed on
hacking the SMART toaster.
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you see how all UI elements got their edges rounded? that's because woke stole them
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Because of woke
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of woke
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because of woke
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because of woke, I am afraid-
Out of many funny responses, this one wins
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I had to stop sleeping. Because of woke.
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Had to unclog a toilet. On account of woke.
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That time a white manager of mine banned me, the only Black person working at this place at the time, from saying the line, "If ya don't know, now ya know," because it became a bit of a catchphrase of mine while at work and the song originally ends it with the n-word so she thought it could've probably offended someone just to hear me say that line even without the n-word
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vegan chocolate bars are so tiny when compared to regular ones because of woke
just let me be a trash mammal goddamnit
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The random name generator in Stardew Valley
The kicker? This came up while cycling through random names for a void chicken.
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can't post beanis anymore, because of woke
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Not getting enough sleep
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me spending 10 hours over engineering a solution to a problem i made up
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My neck, my back….
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Anabaptism
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sleep
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ferrets
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Woke is why Liberace had a candelabra on his piano
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